I have always liked smarties! One of my favorite Halloween candies as a kid. I also liked Bottlecaps (especially root beer), Tootsie Rolls (chocolate, not the fruity flavors), snack sized Snickers, Milky Way, Kit Kat.
The main crappy candy I remember growing up was candy corn. Some houses would give us pennies, lol. The other buzz-kills were the ones that would give you dental products (toothpaste, toothbrushes, floss).
Oh shit I TOTALLY forgot about the dental products. One of my neighbors as a kid was a dentist. I asked why he gave me toothpaste, he said to keep my teeth from rotting out. I told him if I was a dentist I would be giving kids bags of sugar and jawbreakers.
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
My mother gave out apples and oranges. We weren't a popular stop on the route. :-\
I had an old lady give out caramel apples, I really liked that. Hit her up every time early.
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
I had an old lady give out caramel apples, I really liked that. Hit her up every time early.
I seem to recall getting one or two of those, but can't remember for sure.
We used to cover a HUGE area and make pit stops at home to dump our bags (always used pillow cases, of course). We found that when they started getting filled up decently, people would give us less. We would go out as soon as it was dusk and stay out until the bulk of the porch lights were off (or people quit answering).
By the end I would typically have the pillow case almost totally full. The candy would last me months.
I seem to recall getting one or two of those, but can't remember for sure.
We used to cover a HUGE area and make pit stops at home to dump our bags (always used pillow cases, of course). We found that when they started getting filled up decently, people would give us less. We would go out as soon as it was dusk and stay out until the bulk of the porch lights were off (or people quit answering).
oh yeah, the old con job. We use to put paper bags inside milk crates and bungie them to our bikes, we just did drop offs. Then I would get home and my parents would "check the candy" for razor blades and yellow cake uranium.
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
I always loved the houses that gave out full size candy bars. I wanted to burn down the houses that gave out apples, about as bad as getting a pair of socks on Christmas when you're a kid.
oh yeah, the old con job. We use to put paper bags inside milk crates and bungie them to our bikes, we just did drop offs. Then I would get home and my parents would "check the candy" for razor blades and yellow cake uranium.
Haha.. I was the youngest of 4 boys, the oldest being 9 years older and the closest 5 years older. By the time I was trick-or-treating my mom didn't check shit. I do remember my best friend's mom checking his though. But I think she just did that so she could snag the stuff she liked.
We would also cover the same areas twice some years. Start the night with just a mask, then go home and change costumes. Then, the second time around we would skip the crappy houses (that gave only one piece or the stuff we didn't like).
I always loved the houses that gave out full size candy bars. I wanted to burn down the houses that gave out apples, about as bad as getting a pair of socks on Christmas when you're a kid.
Those were very few and far between where / when I grew up, but there were some. But, when I was doing it (in the 80's) they didn't have the really small, bite sized, or whatever they call them today. They were about half the size of normal candy bars. Reese's peanut butter cups were full size but it was just one, and Twix was 2 bars, instead of the usual 4.
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