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  • #31
    I I give out tacos and chiclets.
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    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
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    Because fuck you, that's why
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    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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    • #32
      Give chocolate or be prepared to have a flaming bag of shit delivered to your doorstep.

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      • #33
        CJ, have zombie apocalypse helpful hints pamphlets made up. Distribute with candy to let your new neighbors know where you stand on the undead.

        Give them those hard ass pink bubble gum pieces that start out rock hard and end rock hard.
        Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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        • #34
          Laffy taffy, anything chocolate, and definitely the flavored tootsie-rolls (the best).

          My grandma always had a stash off to the side for the grandkids. We would drive across town every year so we could trick-or-treat her house. We loved it because she gave us full-size snickers. All the other kids got the small stuff.

          And candy corns suck.

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          • #35
            Candy corn Lol



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            • #36
              I'm thinking of handing out .223 rounds.
              "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
              "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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              • #37
                Originally posted by CJ View Post
                I'm thinking of handing out .223 rounds.
                Great way to break the new neighbors in. .223 rounds and tiny Gadsden flags.

                Buy our Valley Forge Gadsden 4in x 6in stick flag made of polyester. Express your honor and pride with historical flags from the United States Flag Store.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by CJ View Post
                  I'm thinking of handing out .223 rounds.
                  I'll be stopping by in that case...lol


                  Full size candy bars were the $hit so my parents always took us to the nicer areas of dallas to trick or treat. Though, I did hate it when someone would give you a full size Payday...ugh



                  Black Licorice for the win!!! I kid, I kid
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                  You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                  You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by CJ View Post
                    I'm thinking of handing out .223 rounds.
                    I'll be there!

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                    • #40
                      Travel pack of toothpaste and mini toothbrush. The wifes idea. I told her she will be the one cleaning up the eggs and toilet paper the next morning.
                      I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Blame Canada View Post
                        Travel pack of toothpaste and mini toothbrush. The wifes idea. I told her she will be the one cleaning up the eggs and toilet paper the next morning.
                        I can't understand that. You're suppose to have fun! I couldn't hand those things out and still have any dignity.
                        "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                        "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                        • #42
                          Anything other than those nasty orange "circus peanuts".

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by CJ View Post
                            I can't understand that. You're suppose to have fun! I couldn't hand those things out and still have any dignity.
                            Couldn't agree more. Thats why I'm going to egg and toilet paper the house after she goes to sleep, then make here clean it up.
                            I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by The King View Post
                              Anything other than those nasty orange "circus peanuts".
                              LOL, I remember those things. Like chalk.
                              "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                              "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by blame canada View Post
                                couldn't agree more. Thats why i'm going to egg and toilet paper the house after she goes to sleep, then make here clean it up.
                                lol

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