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  • #16
    Originally posted by 91CoupeMike View Post
    Do you wipe from the front to back? Or back to front?
    Thats another thread do over......

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    • #17
      Originally posted by The Geofster View Post
      First wipe, I crumple and sit. Second wipe, I fold and stand. Third wipe, I fold and stand. Fourth wipe, I crumple and sit. Fifth wipe, I stand and crumple. Sixth wipe, I stand and crumple. Seventh wipe, I fold and sit. Eigth wipe, I fold and sit. Ninth wipe, I sit and crumple. Tenth wipe, I stand and fold. Eleventh wipe, I stand and fold.
      You must have some cut legs.

      I sit. I don't understand the stand thing.

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      • #18
        Eff that, I go Euro and use a Bedat. Fecal matter all gone!!
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        • #19
          Originally posted by 91CoupeMike View Post
          Do you wipe from the front to back? Or back to front?
          Back to front and you'll get da poo poo in your vageena.

          Originally posted by BigTitan21 View Post
          Eff that, I go Euro and use a Bedat. Fecal matter all gone!!
          Bidet, Crisse D'ostie D'tabarnak!
          Ded

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          • #20
            Originally posted by vadertt View Post
            Back to front and you'll get da poo poo in your vageena.



            Bidet, Chris D'ostie D'tabarnak!
            In Mike's case he'd get semen on his balls if he wiped back to front.
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            • #21
              I sit when I pee
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              • #22
                Gangster lean to the left... hahaha
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by 91CoupeMike View Post
                  Do you wipe from the front to back? Or back to front?
                  Miss Mann says you should ALWAYS wipe front to back, and remember, never EVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.

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                  • #24
                    I stand, hell I even kick a leg up if needed.

                    Oh and REPOST !! may have been Canada though.
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                    but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit!!!.. what a ride!"

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                      In Mike's case he'd get semen on his balls if he wiped back to front.
                      Aaaaaannnd.............lube!
                      Ded

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                      • #26
                        i cannot wait for the three seashells...

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                          In Mike's case he'd get semen on his balls if he wiped back to front.
                          Lol, fuck you guys. Haha

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                          • #28
                            Sitting folder here

                            Who uses baby wipes to clean up?
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                                Now that's a happy fuckin' puppy!
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