Do you sit or stand when you wipe

[TRAXX]

Credit goes to Danny.

I stand

[Fst86gt]

Sit

[01vnms4v]

sit

who the fuck would stand to wipe?

[stevo]

Neither, I levitate in mid-air.

Stevo

[Shaggin Wagon]

I dont wipe. Thats what underwear is for!

[80coupe]

sit

who the fuck would stand to wipe?

Thinking the same thing.

[46Tbird]

Credit goes to Danny.

I stand

No way dude. A standing folder?! How would that even work?

I'm envisioning a credit card-shaped slit of TP trying to swipe at a butt crack. Surely that's not the technique? That ain't gonna clean anything.

I'm a sitting crumpler. Sitting keeps the area all exposed and I just reach back there and clean it up with a big wad of tp. Repeat as necessary.

[Kenny_Stang]

Sit, and I'm pretty sure this was a poll in the old board, and I was shocked at the amount of people that stood to wipe... dont really understand why.

[STANGGT40]

sit...this was a fairly memorable subject on the old board, for some reason.

as danny said, standing just doesn't even seem rational.

[Geor!]

First wipe, I crumple and sit. Second wipe, I fold and stand. Third wipe, I fold and stand. Fourth wipe, I crumple and sit. Fifth wipe, I stand and crumple. Sixth wipe, I stand and crumple. Seventh wipe, I fold and sit. Eigth wipe, I fold and sit. Ninth wipe, I sit and crumple. Tenth wipe, I stand and fold. Eleventh wipe, I stand and fold.

[Cobraman]

sit

who the fuck would stand to wipe?

x2. Seems like it would get messy as shit.

[SMKR]

Credit goes to Danny.

I stand

squatting position hovering 6-8" over the seat

[VaderTT]

squatting position hovering 6-8" over the seat

"hover-dump"?

[91CoupeMike]

Do you wipe from the front to back? Or back to front?

[SMKR]

"hover-dump"?

hover-wipe