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[dee]

Those little bastards will chase a skittle in front of a moving tank. I've seen it. They also will climb up your vehicle and steal your case of MRE's and water. So what you do is tape up a box of only Pork MRE's and bottles of urine and put it at the back of the truck. They'll run up while you're rolling through, steal them and run further down the road. When you pass them again, they're laughign at you while tearing into pork and drinking your urine.

What's even more fun than that is when their elders see the clearly labeled "PORK" MRE's and beat the fuckers

Nice!

[grove rat]

lmao @ the mre's and piss bottles

[sig239]

Those little bastards will chase a skittle in front of a moving tank. I've seen it. They also will climb up your vehicle and steal your case of MRE's and water. So what you do is tape up a box of only Pork MRE's and bottles of urine and put it at the back of the truck. They'll run up while you're rolling through, steal them and run further down the road. When you pass them again, they're laughign at you while tearing into pork and drinking your urine.

What's even more fun than that is when their elders see the clearly labeled "PORK" MRE's and beat the fuckers

I must be a sick fuck also, I just spit Dr Peper laughing so much at the thought of them thinking they got over on you guys.

[Forever_frost]

I must be a sick fuck also, I just spit Dr Peper laughing so much at the thought of them thinking they got over on you guys.

They would do shit like that and we got tired of the theft so we started acting back. While standing guard I literally had one walk up and grab the barrel of my SAW and try to take it away from me while his buddies came up and tried to raid my buttpack and my SAW pouches. There was also putting a small hole in the candy and dumping bottles of Tobassco into the package and sitting them by us within reach. They knew we coudln't touch them so they'd walk up and swipe anything not (literally) tethered to you.

Fucking thieves.

[Steve]

You need some serious therapy. Lol

[Forever_frost]

You need some serious therapy. Lol

VA says the same but I live 3 hours away.

[Baba Ganoush]

"Now, you might not believe it but under fire, Frost is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of life."

[Forever_frost]

"Now, you might not believe it but under fire, Frost is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of life."

Been told that too...Dammit, who's got the transcripts of my life? I am at my best when I know someone has my back.

[Jester]

Frost, u have got to come out to the farm and fire off a few!

[mikec]

Nice!

[Forever_frost]

Frost, u have got to come out to the farm and fire off a few!

I really do. Hopefully I'll have my Bronco squared away where I can come play

[Jester]

I really do. Hopefully I'll have my Bronco squared away where I can come play

definitely!

[01vnms4v]

Facebook is gay!

[Jester]

Facebook is gay!

no, having sex with another man is gay. facebook is a great way to keep up with buddies to see what they are doing. Now, with that said, girls abuse facebook by posting every time their cat farts.

[VaderTT]

Cats fart? No wai!