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  • #16
    "You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?" - Joe Dirt

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    • #17
      Well, I don't actually even know the name of the place. I think it's called "Fireworks" or something.... LOL

      Just call 817-891-3918 and some girl named Kim should answer. She'll fix you up.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Hicompression View Post
        Uncool if you burn down our neighborhood!
        Hey take it easy.. It won't be me. Some kids always come over in the cul de sac and pop some off and leave...

        <===== Never shot off fireworks in our neighborhood.

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        • #19
          I might need a place to pop them off. My buddy usually invites me over to his Mo-in-Law's place near Waxahachie with a lake in the back yard but this year he's going to KC

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          • #20
            Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View Post
            Hey take it easy.. It won't be me. Some kids always come over in the cul de sac and pop some off and leave...

            <===== Never shot off fireworks in our neighborhood.
            I'm just playing with you. You'll burn down a couple neighbor's houses before the flames would get to me anywayz. AFD should have the flames put out by then.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Cannon88 View Post
              "You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?" - Joe Dirt
              No.



              Because snakes and sparklers
              are the only ones I like.
              I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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              • #22
                Yes i'd like some info as well. Let me know where in a PM or here. I'm looking for some Bottle Rockets with a ton of other stuff as well.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View Post
                  I might need a place to pop them off. My buddy usually invites me over to his Mo-in-Law's place near Waxahachie with a lake in the back yard but this year he's going to KC
                  Johnson county is clear to shoot fireworks
                  Originally posted by Vertnut
                  I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View Post
                    Well, I don't actually even know the name of the place. I think it's called "Fireworks" or something.... LOL

                    Just call 817-891-3918 and some girl named Kim should answer. She'll fix you up.
                    It's called MJK Fireworks located off of exit #16 down 35w south of Alvarado on the north bound service road. Any purchases over $100 get free delivery and any friends that mention dfwmustangs will get some extra goodies

                    that's what I heard anyway
                    Originally posted by Vertnut
                    I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
                      It's called MJK Fireworks located off of exit #16 down 35w south of Alvarado on the north bound service road. Any purchases over $100 get free delivery and any friends that mention dfwmustangs will get some extra goodies

                      that's what I heard anyway
                      "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
                        It's called MJK Fireworks located off of exit #16 down 35w south of Alvarado on the north bound service road. Any purchases over $100 get free delivery and any friends that mention dfwmustangs will get some extra goodies

                        that's what I heard anyway
                        Muther Juggz Ka-Boontown?
                        G'Day Mate

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                        • #27
                          Looks like i'll be heading that way. And what do you mean Delivery?

                          *edit* Nvm on the delivery just got an answer from them.
                          Last edited by GSXRK5; 06-27-2011, 10:16 AM.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Blame Canada View Post
                            No.



                            Because snakes and sparklers
                            are the only ones I like.
                            Best dialogue in the movie, lol.

                            Originally posted by Joe Dirt
                            Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?
                            Kicking Wing: No.
                            Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
                            Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
                            Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
                            Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
                            Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

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                            • #29
                              I would like exactly $101.00 worth of product delivered to
                              500 Willow Pine Drive
                              Moore, OK 73160


                              Thanks.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                                Fireworks around here are going to be a big no no this year, aren't they? I thought I'd heard several counties had already banned them.
                                Yup, I know that you can't even have them in your possession here in Wylie. If you are caught them its a "Mr.Demeanor". lol.

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