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#61

05-19-2011, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Steve View Post

I'll teach you, but you have to let me use your taser on Talisman at least once.

I'd buy a ticket to that event.

Originally posted by BradM

But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.

Originally posted by Leah

In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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03trubluGT

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#62

05-19-2011, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post

Put me on!!

You want sloppy seconds?
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#63

05-19-2011, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post

You want sloppy seconds?

Thirds. I asked before she did!
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#64

05-19-2011, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post

You want sloppy seconds?

I want fantastic firsts

Originally posted by Vertnut

I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!
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#65

05-19-2011, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Steve View Post

Hahahaha. Smart ass!

Are you sure you're ready for that responsibility? It's a great power you must weild for the power of good and slaying keyboard warriors.

I'll teach you, but you have to let me use your taser on Talisman at least once.

for some reason I've always wanted to get tazed, I don't know why but it seems fun
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#66

05-19-2011, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by bcoop View Post

I'd buy a ticket to that event.

FUCK YEAH!!! I mean I wouldn't WANT to see Eric tazed, but if it was going to happen regardless I'd at least like the opportunity to bare witness

Originally posted by Vertnut

I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!
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motoman

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#67

05-19-2011, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Steve View Post

I'll teach you, but you have to let me use your taser on Talisman at least once.

I tried to get him to let me taser my balls but no dice.

Originally posted by Jester

Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.

Originally posted by Denny

What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.

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#68

05-19-2011, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post

FUCK YEAH!!! I mean I wouldn't WANT to see Eric tazed, but if it was going to happen regardless I'd at least like the opportunity to bare witness

I'd pay to see anyone get tazed. It's like America's Funniest Home Videos, how the fuck can you not laugh?

Originally posted by BradM

But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.

Originally posted by Leah

In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Steve

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#69

05-19-2011, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by blownaltered View Post

for some reason I've always wanted to get tazed, I don't know why but it seems fun

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me you would think that. I'm sure we could talk Junior into it. lol.
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03trubluGT

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#70

05-19-2011, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post

Thirds. I asked before she did!

Kim has been out before. I told her I would take her if I could get a motorboat. I will have to admit, she was more fun than Leah's motorboat.
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#71

05-19-2011, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by motoman View Post

I tried to get him to let me taser my balls but no dice.

Ok, now that's just going too far you sick bastard.
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#72

05-19-2011, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by blownaltered View Post

for some reason I've always wanted to get tazed, I don't know why but it seems fun

DUDE PLEASE LET ME DO IT! I have a stun gun!
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03trubluGT

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#73

05-19-2011, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by blownaltered View Post

for some reason I've always wanted to get tazed, I don't know why but it seems fun

It's not fun. I have been tazed twice, and will never volunteer again.
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motoman

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#74

05-19-2011, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by Steve View Post

Ok, now that's just going too far you sick bastard.

He did ask me if I wanted to be pistol whipped in the back of the head after I asked that... couldn't quite figure out why

Originally posted by Jester

Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.

Originally posted by Denny

What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.

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#75

05-19-2011, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post

DUDE PLEASE LET ME DO IT! I have a stun gun!

do you really, fucking sweet
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