Iran: With our missles, we can hit 34 US bases within minutes.

[Baron Von Crowder]

President Ronnie would have already given that sack of monkey shit an F111 enema, just like he did Gaddafi back in '86. Our "HSIC" (Head Socialist In Charge) is too busy on his bus tour to actually take care of business. I've never seen anyone so goddamn stupid as to go on tour and brag about their failures.

HISC, sir?

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[Geor!]

Head Socialist In Charge...a play on HNIC, but without the racist overtones.

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Post #4 for the mothaf#@kin win...



edit: Damnit, you beat me too it...

slow typing FTMFL

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[Broncojohnny]

I'd rain death down on them for even saying this. I'd tomahawk 20% of their military away in one attack. Mine their airfields, sink their ships, crush their bunkers. What a bunch of pussies we have running this country.

[jw33]

This just in.


North Korea says it can hit 36 United States Imperial bases within seconds of an attack....

[DON SVO]

I don't understand why we can't do what we would have done even 10 years ago, or what Israel does now... Nod our head in understanding, rub our chins like we care, all while our jets are simultaneously blowing the fuck out of every SSM/SAM site Iran operates. Fucking oil monkeys.

[Vertnut]

I'd rain death down on them for even saying this. I'd tomahawk 20% of their military away in one attack. Mine their airfields, sink their ships, crush their bunkers. What a bunch of pussies we have running this country.

Very true. I guess about the only advantage to being an "old guy" on this board, is I lived (and voted for) Reagan and saw first-hand what it's like for the world to bow down to a badass world power. There were a few shit-talkers, but when push came to shove, the world kissed our ass.

[Vertnut]

This just in.


North Korea says it can hit 36 United States Imperial bases within seconds of an attack....

That ass-hat couldn't find his bung hole with both hands.

[DON SVO]

This just in.


North Korea says it can hit 36 United States Imperial bases within seconds of an attack....

This just in:

North Korea is a country full of brain-washed mongrels and fat pornographers posing as leaders. It's like the shit hole is run by dumbshit COD nerds at a LAN party.

Every time I think of KJI or his inbred mouth-breathing runt of a child, I imagine this pic:

[KBScobravert]

I would say 34 is a low number of US bases that are within short range rocket of Iran. You have to remember that it is bordered by Iraq (US Embassy and International Zone) and Afghanistan. In Afghanistan we have several hundred bases which are occupied by US forces. Even dropping one large rocket on 34 bases in Afghanistan would cause casualties in the thousands.

[Forever_frost]

They're ignoring the anti-missile capabilities we've put in place since they uttered this stupidity. If our ships see the launches of missiles, it's going to get very bad there, very fast

[KBScobravert]

They're ignoring the anti-missile capabilities we've put in place since they uttered this stupidity. If our ships see the launches of missiles, it's going to get very bad there, very fast

LOL. Really? That is a pipe dream. I have stood on the walls and could see Iran. A missle launch from anywhere in Iran would have a huge leg up on time and distance that anything the fleet could do to help us.

[Forever_frost]

I'm not saying we would get them all, nor would we even try. I'm saying we'd launch a wall of anti-missile missiles AND fire on them at the same time.

[sig239]

Very true. I guess about the only advantage to being an "old guy" on this board, is I lived (and voted for) Reagan and saw first-hand what it's like for the world to bow down to a badass world power. There were a few shit-talkers, but when push came to shove, the world kissed our ass.

I miss them days, When ron said jump Gorbachev and he did.

[helosailor]

I would say 34 is a low number of US bases that are within short range rocket of Iran. You have to remember that it is bordered by Iraq (US Embassy and International Zone) and Afghanistan. In Afghanistan we have several hundred bases which are occupied by US forces. Even dropping one large rocket on 34 bases in Afghanistan would cause casualties in the thousands.

They're ignoring the anti-missile capabilities we've put in place since they uttered this stupidity. If our ships see the launches of missiles, it's going to get very bad there, very fast

LOL. Really? That is a pipe dream. I have stood on the walls and could see Iran. A missle launch from anywhere in Iran would have a huge leg up on time and distance that anything the fleet could do to help us.

I'm not saying we would get them all, nor would we even try. I'm saying we'd launch a wall of anti-missile missiles AND fire on them at the same time.

Even with the "reduced presence" (which is false advertising, for the most part), with only 2 or 3 cruisers/destroyers near the Iraq/Kuwait coast, we could knock down anything within 150 miles within seconds of it being launched. And with combined naval assets, we could wipe out everything capable of launching anything bigger than a mortar within 15 minutes.
Sure, we might get a right cross on the chin, but we'll feed them feet-first into a wood chipper for doing it.
Again, it will take NCA leadership with some actual cajones to order it though.

[majorownage]

We are pushing Iran into a corner here. It is only natural that they repond with threats. Sanctions are an act of war. There are terrorist groups in Iran funded by the United States that have killed innocent Iranians, blown up military installations, etc. We are polarizing the entire nation against us.