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  • #46
    Further details the dude locked eyes with the cat, tried to make himself look bigger, cat went for the neck, dude blocked it with his forearm and grabbed a rock with his free hand and beat it over the head. Still not giving up dude mounted kitty's back and choked it out.
    If it wasn't made clear what this was about the above could be thought of in an entirely different way. Hopefully he sends that cat to the taxidermist.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by soap View Post
      I wish these cougars would attack me.
      Have you tried taking your dick out of the cows first?
      Last edited by DON SVO; 02-06-2019, 12:01 PM.
      Originally posted by stevo
      Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

      Stevo

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      • #48
        Originally posted by GeorgeG. View Post
        Hell yeah! Gonna start carrying my rifle in the truck now!

        And yeah, can y'all remove the pic of squirting cougars?!?! Some of us read this stuff at work for crying out loud.
        This. Not everyone is whacking it from their phone. Some of us are on 27" monitors for the world to see.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
          Polish up your talking/flirting game, take a bath, put on some clean clothes, and hit the Shops at Legacy any day of the week or hit the Whole Foods on Preston Rd in Plano between 9:30am and noon on weekdays and you may get your wish.
          With water? No way! I’ll get wet.
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          Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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          • #50
            Originally posted by GeorgeG. View Post
            Hell yeah! Gonna start carrying my rifle in the truck now!

            And yeah, can y'all remove the pic of squirting cougars?!?! Some of us read this stuff at work for crying out loud.
            My parents live just north of Dorchester. It could easily have made to Van Alstyne by now. They didn't have enough time to get pics of it but they have pics of the tracks.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
              Have you tried taking your dick out of the cows first?
              Are you referring to my 2 or 4 legged cows?
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              Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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              • #52
                Anyway back to OP. If that was me I’d demand the cat back. Have it stuffed and it will be an awesome Conversation piece in my House.
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                Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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                • #53
                  Squirter cougar image removed.

                  Originally posted by soap View Post
                  Are you referring to my 2 or 4 legged cows?
                  Soap, quit doing dumb shit.
                  Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                  I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                  Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                  Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                  dont downshift!!
                  Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                    Soap, quit doing bovine.
                    ftfy

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                    • #55
                      Handing out man cards simply for fighting for your own life?!

                      Had this man saved a woman or child from a lion by preemptively attacking it...sure. But he lost a stare down and had to save his own ass. Everyone knows that when it comes to cats you have to strike first and fast...the theyll scurry off.

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                      • #56
                        Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat
                        Originally posted by Da Prez
                        Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
                        Originally posted by VETTKLR


                        Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by soap View Post
                          I wish these cougars would attack me.
                          I thought you were a heifer man.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Juiced4v View Post
                            Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat
                            I saw 80 pounds in another article.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Juiced4v View Post
                              Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat
                              Media said "estimated to be about 80lbs"

                              So it was MAYBE 50 lbs. My house cat is 21lbs.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                                Media said "estimated to be about 80lbs"

                                So it was MAYBE 50 lbs. My house cat is 21lbs.
                                First thought: "Come on now, I'm sure a game warden verified size..."

                                *went to google*

                                Second thought: "This ambiguous shit is why no one trusts the media"

                                6 words in that sentence, and 50% of them are vague as shit.

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