So......... Why did you come to Canada today......?

[93LXHORSE]

Because Fuck You, that's why.

[Baron Von Crowder]

we were goin' to Canada for some French fries and gravy, sir.

[93LXHORSE]

Oh and by the way, you can bring through security 1 Sigeli Box mod with a giant Kanger sub tank attached to it, an authentic Turtle Ship mechanical mod, and three 120 milliliter bottles of Premium liquid, & a small kitchen knife and Scissors....


But you CANNOT carry a 10mm Allen wrench or they will confiscate it.

[Nash B.]

It's the 10mm. It doesn't fuck around

[YALE]

Moonshine stremfs booze and loose cooze.

[Ruffdaddy]

I always said a meetinf. Always.

[93LXHORSE]

Now that I've been in and out a bunch of times I decided to fuck around with him this time.....
I'm here for work.

WHAT KIND OF WORK?

I'm doing some training.

ARE YOU RECEIVING OR GIVING THE TRAINING?

Giving.

WAS THIS PART OF THE ORIGINAL SALES AGREEMENTS?

Yes.

DO YOU HAVE THAT AGREEMENT WITH YOU?

Yes.

MAY I SEE IT?

Yes.

[Frank]

Every time I have driven and had to tell them I am from Texas, the next question was "Do you have any guns with you today?"

[Rick Modena]

"Do you have any guns with you today?"

Yes!

[svauto-erotic855]

But you CANNOT carry a 10mm Allen wrench or they will confiscate it.

Why can't you bring in a hex key?

In reference to the tags below; I am a Canadian citizen, really.

[lincolnboy]

Of this

circuit city 2am
Brought to you by the crew of Dfwstangs.net. this term has come to mean any bullshit meeting to come about after a countless amount of shit talking, where, when the meet actually happens, no fighting will be done, and at worst, the two involved parties will attempt to mate by driving around in circles until one of them runs low on gas. At which point, they will call a truce, and fill the respective cars, only to continue the "carnage" on the public streets.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
by OneBadWagon February 18, 2005

[93LXHORSE]

Why can't you bring in a hex key?

In reference to the tags below; I am a Canadian citizen, really.

Its a tool. And this was carry on luggage. Technically no tools are allowed in carry on.

Thing is, I already carried it on the flight into Toronto.... But when making multiple stops you basically have to go through security again and that's where they were fascinated with my vapes, and told me no tools in carry on luggage. Its not so much that you can't carry one into Canada, although if you bring enough tools in through customs you'll wind up having to get a work visa.

I know. I'm confused as well.

[32vfromhell]

Lately they have been giving me the biggest fucking hassle. I work for a Canadian Company, so i figured they would lay off.

I'm going back to the "attending a meeting" script.

[Ruffdaddy]

Lately they have been giving me the biggest fucking hassle. I work for a Canadian Company, so i figured they would lay off.

I'm going back to the "attending a meeting" script.

That's why dude...they think you're taking Canadian jobs, and the same reason I've always used the meeting line.

[93LXHORSE]

That's why dude...they think you're taking Canadian jobs, and the same reason I've always used the meeting line.

I know. And that's why I say training. But I do like to hear them ask if I'm giving or receiving the training.

And if you could hear my Canadian Border Agent imitation you'd all be in stitches. Its perfect, fer sure!