You ever make a poopie that hurt so bad..

[Unicorn Jeff]

LMAO @ Jason!

Talisman just PM'd me and said he wanted you to send him pics of the before/after.

Omg HAHAHAHAHA, I just fucking spit food every where!

[Hmbre97]

I won't give details as I was sworn to secrecy but I was witness to a poop so big after about a week of constipation, that it had to be broken into multiple pieces by hand after the deed was done so it could be flushed. It had the girth of a soda can. I wish I would have taken a picture for posterity.

[Roscoe]

Try a diet of nothing but MRE's for a many weeks and report back on how your first "movement" goes....

[Unicorn Jeff]

I won't give details as I was sworn to secrecy but I was witness to a poop so big after about a week of constipation, that it had to be broken into multiple pieces by hand after the deed was done so it could be flushed. It had the girth of a soda can. I wish I would have taken a picture for posterity.

Ask Phil (VaderTT) About the poop pictures I send him

[lowthreeohz]

We'll see who is going to win this war, fucker. Preemptive text sent..

I've got youth and health on my side, gramps.

[71chevellejohn]

NSFW because Trainspotting
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[racrguy]

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Ask Phil (VaderTT) About the poop pictures I send him

Thank the fuck christ you don't have my phone number... YEESH!

[Chili]

Try a diet of nothing but MRE's for a many weeks and report back on how your first "movement" goes....

True.. Though they were always very satisfying shits.

[Roscoe]

True.. Though they were always very satisfying shits.

Unless its January and you're at NTC...

[helosailor]

...and that's why they give you such a tiny amount of tp in each MRE, you won't be needing it.

[03mustangdude]

Week of pizza followed by Chipotle with triple hot sauce cleaned me right up watched a episode of fast and loud

[Chili]

Unless its January and you're at NTC...

Haha.. I only went to NTC once, and it was in August. The heat helps it out I guess.

[TeeShock]

i took a shit after about 2 weeks of being constipated from being on pain pills because an old man ran me over in his truck that was so bad it required surgery to put my asshole back together. A 71 year old man ruined my asshole.

Your ass was the only injury sustained after being ran over? Was it like a face lift for your ass?

[YALE]

Week of pizza followed by Chipotle with triple hot sauce cleaned me right up watched a episode of fast and loud

Those are two separate statements, dude.

[War Machine]

Everytime I eat chipotle the toilet looks like I butchered a small animal