Jerry was a race car driver

[talisman]

And he drove so goddamn fast,
He never did win no checkered flag,
But he never did come in last,

Jerry was a race car driver,
He'd say el solo number one,
With the Bocephus sticker on his 442,
He'd light 'em up just for fun.

[Sleeper]

i like big buts and i cannot lie.
these other brothers cant denie

[Shorty]

Primus sucks.

[trblshooter]

Had too many cold beers one night...

[Mysticcobrakilla]

Primus sucks.

Ban!



22 years old!

[BradM]

Primus sucks.

You probably like pop country.

[1carcrazyguy]

Had too many cold beers one night...

And wrapped that 442 around a light....

[CexMashean]

"She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit.
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
The sight was beyond belief.
Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.

[Trip McNeely]

Primus sucks.

YOU fuckin suck. Les Claypool is probably the best bassist in the world.

[CyaNide]

Primus sucks is just a saying. You aren't a real primus fan if you don't think "primus sucks"

CN

[Trip McNeely]

Primus sucks is just a saying. You aren't a real primus fan if you don't think "primus sucks"

CN

Yes I have seen the t-shirts.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Jerry was a race car driver

Primus sucks.

This guy gets it.

Eric knows it, but I've got a pretty historic Primus concert story that I don't think I've ever told here. Maybe one day.

[War Machine]

I was a huge fan til they put out anti pop. Ive hated them since.

[SS Junk]

Ban!



22 years old!

You probably like pop country.

YOU fuckin suck. Les Claypool is probably the best bassist in the world.

You are not true fans.

This guy gets it.

Eric knows it, but I've got a pretty historic Primus concert story that I don't think I've ever told here. Maybe one day.

You weren't the asshat that threw shit on stage during the Lolapalooza/Starplex show, were you?

[71chevellejohn]

And wrapped himselfaround a telephone pole....

ftfy