People who don't have kids

[talisman]

Arent you glad you don't have to worry about any of this shit? How many of you have friends that start out conversations "I love my kids, BUT...."

[Treasure Chest]

It's typically, "I love my kids, but I hate other people's brats."

[talisman]

Usually when I hear those words it is followed with all the things someone wanted to do with their life but didn't.

[Vertnut]

Usually when I hear those words it is followed with all the things someone wanted to do with their life but didn't.

Never.

[bcoop]

I hate other people's kids, too. Whiney snot nosed little fucking brats. Either I'm the biggest hardassed father this planet has ever seen (not likely), or most other parents suck at parenting.

[GrayStangGT]

I thank god I don't have kids every time I walk out in public, especially when I'm trying to eat at a restaurant.

[mstng86]

I hate other people's kids, too. Whiney snot nosed little fucking brats. Either I'm the biggest hardassed father this planet has ever seen (not likely), or most other parents suck at parenting.

have you tried hitting them?

[Jester]

I love my kids.....will be nice the day I actually get to see them again.

I got a pretty kickass little girl that takes up my time though.......and she is getting a pink bb gun for christmas.

[BlackGT]

I am very thankful and happy that I have kids. Had them young, so by the time they are out of school my health won't be completely gone...

[jdgregory84]

I don't have kids and typically if the kid is a little shit, it's the parents fault.

[racrguy]

Fuck yes not having kids rocks. Not having to worry about some other being and being able to pack up and go whenever I damn well please is awesome.

[SamTex]

I'm thankful I don't have kids, not because I don't necessarily want kids, but because I'd have to put up with the same nut job woman for the rest of my life. If I could have a boy to raise on my own...I'd be a happy happy man.

[Shaggin Wagon]

I like kids, they taste like chicken!

[Wicked98Snake]

Fuck yes not having kids rocks. Not having to worry about some other being and being able to pack up and go whenever I damn well please is awesome.

Trust me when I say that we're glad you don't have kids either!

[Strychnine]

I like kids, they taste like chicken!

I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be lyable to the least objection.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boyled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a Fricasie, or Ragoust...