Anybody else joining me today to try and get a few last minute gifts?
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I'm not leaving my house today. Have funYou remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
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I just got back from grabbing some groceries here. It was not bad at all I even stopped by walmart to grab a few items. Right now would be the best time most are still at work at won't do their shopping till after they get off.And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti
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What'd ya get me?? I've been a good girl.Token Split Tail
Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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Posting from the throne in the Dillard's bathroom. Damn Whataburger gave me bubble guts. Not sure why I'm out here buying more crap for the old lady. She is getting way too much as it is. But hey, she's already out of my league, and I'm not getting any thinner!
Uuuuuuhh... Fuck Whataburger.
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Originally posted by jluv View PostPosting from the throne in the Dillard's bathroom. Damn Whataburger gave me bubble guts. Not sure why I'm out here buying more crap for the old lady. She is getting way too much as it is. But hey, she's already out of my league, and I'm not getting any thinner!
Uuuuuuhh... Fuck Whataburger.
My free Whataburger yesterday did me wrong, too!
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