General Rules for being new to dfwmustangs.....more of a guideline, really.

[Jester]

and motoman gets credit for this one.....i just jesterized it with the help of a few others.......now it's dirty.....very dirty.....it needs a spankin....yeah, a spankin.....dirty little sticky.

[Sean88gt]

see rule #9

Beautiful! Beers on me if you make it north.

[Jester]

Beautiful! Beers on me if you make it north.

[Ted]

Fix #1! levi, the first person to post tits in the wrong forum bc of this thread, Don said you'll get the first ban.

I think it should be changed and added to the list that when anyone posts newds in the wrong forum, that the only person to get banned is Jester.

[Skidmark]

Admin Handbook

NSFW picture posted outside of NSFW forum:
1. Admin edits post and removes to offending picture
2. Admin privately messages user script 2000v1.00
3. Admin bans user Jester for 3 days using reason, "because fuck you"

Script 2000v1.00
"User, you are recieving this message as you posted a not safe for work picture in a forum not designated for it. Please refer to the Picture and Video forum and NSFW subsection. You may place NSFW pictures in that forum and that forum only. Please consider this a warning."

[Gargamel]

3. Admin bans user Jester for 3 days using reason, "because fuck you"

[sspstang]

1: Post tits of your wife, gf, sister, mom, friend, we do not care, in the NSFW Pic and Video section.
2: Have thick skin, as we will find some way to bust your ass on something.
3: If you come on here spamming, we will ban your sorry ass.
4: We all love the vag, and are fucking rich bitch! We all have model wives, and live in million dollar homes. You will never be as cool as us, so get the fuck over it.
5: Your car is slow, and looks like shit. Just get used to it.
6: The advice given here, is better then any lawyer, or doctor can give, as we know it all.
7: Russ Martin can suck dick.
8: You are a dumb motherfucker, so just get used to it, we all have perfect IQ's and we know it all.
9: We thrive on drama, so it is encouraged that you be a total retard, so that we can bash your sorry ass.
10: Friday is Drama day, and it is your job as a newb, to give it to us every friday. Failure will result, in a 1 week ban.
11: The only way to fit in is to follow the above, and come to the cruises, and hang outs. Otherwise you are just another retard, and will never make it here.
Enjoy your stay DFWM Members

[idrivea4banger]

^^^^ That's more like it.

[War Machine]

The trick is to not give a fuck as most the people on here are fucking idiots

[sspstang]

^^^^ That's more like it.

I tried

[Jester]

you guyz are athholes! lol

[SNEAKY]

We eat our young

[01vnms4v]

Werd

[UserX]

looks slow.

[Jester]

looks slow.

see #4