All in a day's work...

[03trubluGT]

As a supervisor, I have a group of 11 guys that I oversee on dayshift patrol.

Today I got this text (edited of course):


We are working a rape. We have a named suspect. He has one arm and one leg. No kidding.

[racrguy]

How do you get raped by a dude with 1 arm and 1 leg? That should be physically impossible.

[Geor!]

Pictures of the broad?

[SouthernSVT]

How do you get raped by a dude with 1 arm and 1 leg? That should be physically impossible.

Lmao, that does seem like it would be pretty easy to get out of. Push em down, and run. You wouldn't even have to run that fast.

[YALE]

I guess where there's a will, there's a way! I can't even be mad at that be-nubbed bastard, LMAO!

[lincolnboy]

Patrol what.

[Cooter]

Pictures of the broad?

[Geor!]

If you put her in a tshirt with sleeves, you'd think she has three tits.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Forrest does not discriminate when it comes to his gunt file.

[03trubluGT]

How do you get raped by a dude with 1 arm and 1 leg? That should be physically impossible.

You do realize that we don't deal with the most gifted people, right???


I can't go into more details, but let's just suffice to say that there is supporting evidence that the offense did occur.

[Unicorn Jeff]

That had to be the slowest and well balanced rape sessions ever.

[racrguy]

You do realize that we don't deal with the most gifted people, right???


I can't go into more details, but let's just suffice to say that there is supporting evidence that the offense did occur.

I'm just trying to picture in my head the mechanics of something like that. I guess heavy use of drugs was a factor, that's the only way I can see an able bodied person ending up in that kind of situation.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I'm just trying to picture in my head the mechanics of something like that. I guess heavy use of drugs was a factor, that's the only way I can see an able bodied person ending up in that kind of situation.

I'm gonna go with Meth... I could be wrong though.

[KBScobravert]

He didn't pay.

[propellerhead]

Victim could've passed out.