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  • #31
    Originally posted by GE View Post
    True Street!
    I laughed.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
      You should have honked at the last second in hopes that adrenaline got the best of them!
      LOL Awesome

      Maybe cued up the cops theme on the radio or something.
      Originally posted by Nash B.
      Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by broncojohnny View Post
        cop: "do you know your inspection is out?"

        me: "no but if you'll hum a few bars i can fake it..."
        lol!

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        • #34
          Nice. I guess the owner called on the carjacking? I'm impressed the cops got there so quickly. How much time to drive "right down the street"...from 911 phone call to interception?
          "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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          • #35
            Nothing like front row seats to a good stand off. Can you imagine if they popped off a few rounds into that truck.
            Cop: "mr. victim we got your truck back but that blood is not going to come out and that buckshot sure does fuck up sheet metal and glass. I am sure your insurance covers, "me getting my gun on".

            Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
            But on Tuesday night the Tokyo Tan has the happy ending for free and I'm jewish so you know I can't resist a good deal...
            The MPs just shut down the AAFES MWR massage joint accross from my office. Word was they gave happy beginnings. I was really looking forward to that here so I brought extra $20 bills.
            Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by FunFordCobra View Post
              I like to hear when the popo actually does something helpful!
              Well, sometimes between eating donuts and writing cheesy ass tickets, we stumble upon a carjacker.

              Sorry, next time we'll just ignore the 911 call and try to catch a speeder in a school zone...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                Nothing like front row seats to a good stand off. Can you imagine if they popped off a few rounds into that truck.
                Cop: "mr. victim we got your truck back but that blood is not going to come out and that buckshot sure does fuck up sheet metal and glass. I am sure your insurance covers, "me getting my gun on".



                The MPs just shut down the AAFES MWR massage joint accross from my office. Word was they gave happy beginnings. I was really looking forward to that here so I brought extra $20 bills.
                I've taken note that armed standoffs don't occur when you bring the 12 guage. I've been leaving the AR in my locker and just bringing the shotgun.

                People can have a "not give a fkuc attitude", but you bring out the shotgun and someone always has to yell "DAYUM, HE'S GOT THE GUAGE!!!!"

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                  I've taken note that armed standoffs don't occur when you bring the 12 guage. I've been leaving the AR in my locker and just bringing the shotgun.

                  People can have a "not give a fkuc attitude", but you bring out the shotgun and someone always has to yell "DAYUM, HE'S GOT THE GUAGE!!!!"
                  You really are smoking the good shit, huh? So where do I sign up for this ridealong?
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #39
                    That's a sweet story bro, you should make a thread about it.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Hmbre97 View Post
                      That's a sweet story bro, you should make a thread about it.
                      No way I am too busy making a thread about raping your grandma in her mouth.
                      Originally posted by racrguy
                      What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                      Originally posted by racrguy
                      Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                        You really are smoking the good shit, huh? So where do I sign up for this ridealong?
                        I get the best shit off of the guys I put in jail. I have to test each seizure for quality, so my stash is primo!


                        Seriously, just PM me if u want to ride out.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                          No way I am too busy making a thread about raping your grandma in her mouth.
                          BOOSH!

                          god bless.
                          It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                          • #43
                            How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                              I've taken note that armed standoffs don't occur when you bring the 12 guage. I've been leaving the AR in my locker and just bringing the shotgun.

                              People can have a "not give a fkuc attitude", but you bring out the shotgun and someone always has to yell "DAYUM, HE'S GOT THE GUAGE!!!!"
                              Every time I have had to break out the shotgun, I just racked the slide and hands reached for the sky. People flapping their gums shut up. It was all good. It even speaks Spanish!
                              "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "
                              George Orwell

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Treadhead View Post
                                Every time I have had to break out the shotgun, I just racked the slide and hands reached for the sky. People flapping their gums shut up. It was all good. It even speaks Spanish!
                                And they say love is the universal language. Se habla Remington?
                                "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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