Chicago Man Decapitates Self In Front Of Police In 'Bizarre Incident'

[KBScobravert]

On another note I hear they are going to outlaw engine hoists now.

[tribaltalon]

Bonus points for creative suicide.

[KungFuHamster]

this thread has made me lol

[564826]

Which way was he heading?

[HarrisonTX]

On another note I hear they are going to outlaw engine hoists now.

Yea, What exactly does a cable used to pull engines look like? Just a regular steel cable? I've never seen a cable, or used a cable. That guy is a moron.

[Denny]

Yea, What exactly does a cable used to pull engines look like? Just a regular steel cable? I've never seen a cable, or used a cable. That guy is a moron.

An engine hoist cable, DUH!

[Wicked98Snake]

See if I commit suicide I want it to be something cool like this.

[Mike]

Sounds like he was head over heels for her.

[Saleen781]

I wonder if he was a rubber necker

[Big A]

Heads were gonna roll if he didn't surrender, and when it came down to the wire, his head was spinning, so he stuck his neck out there and tried to flee.

[Mike]

heads were gonna roll if he didn't surrender, and when it came down to the wire, his head was spinning, so he stuck his neck out there and tried to flee.

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

[LS1Goat]

that's what happens when you fail to keep your head in the game.

[SMKR]

He sure eliminated the promontory on that event

[line-em-up]

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I can see where this thread is headed.

[BlackGT]

So much for his teachers in school telling him he was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.