Never, under any circumstances,

[Osiris]

Take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.

Discuss.

[Silverback]

Colon Blow 2000 > laxative

[Gargamel]

I'm assuming the results may be messy?

[Treasure Chest]

This is a shitty topic.

[SVT Lurch]

I do it nightly. It's like Groundhog Day for me every day. If I see a pile of crap in my bed - it's a bad day. If not, well... that hasn't happened yet but I'll let you know.

[Steve]

Looks like someone needs new sheets.

[IHaveAMustang]

Butt plugs have alternate uses?

[Damnittsteve]

for once, you are not full of shit.

[Osiris]

for once, you are not full of shit.

Hey Steve, fuck you.

[mstng86]

5 star thread. Has potential for greatness.

[Silverback]

nothing like waking up to your shits full of sheet.

[chuckacosta]

It reminds me of once when I was a kid. My little brother, whom is 7 years younger than me, was asleep. So I was about 9 and he was 2. Anyways I went to wake him up and went to give him a hug while he was in bed. As I reached my arms around him he was all full of shit as he had completely shit himself while asleep and I didn't see it till it was too late. I was so fucking grossed out I threw up on the spot! Lol!

[Osiris]

It reminds me of once when I was a kid. My little brother, whom is 7 years younger than me, was asleep. So I was about 9 and he was 2. Anyways I went to wake him up and went to give him a hug while he was in bed. As I reached my arms around him he was all full of shit as he had completely shit himself while asleep and I didn't see it till it was too late. I was so fucking grossed out I threw up on the spot! Lol!

Epic.

[talisman]

Trainspotting?

[motoman]

Sounds like a shitty situation.