Ultimate Crossfit Fails Compilation

[jdgregory84]

Do you want to fuck me now? Is that what I'm reading?

It looks like that's what you're waiting to happen with your back all rounded out like that.

[DON SVO]

Crossfit burns calories. The end.

[SS Junk]

It looks like that's what you're waiting to happen with your back all rounded out like that.

A work in progress, brosephine. Perhaps if I start crossfitting I too can come up with excuses of how to cheat myself through a rep?

Crossfit burns calories. The end.

Oh for fucks sake. Now you did it.

[DON SVO]

A work in progress, brosephine. Perhaps if I start crossfitting I too can come up with excuses of how to cheat myself through a rep?

Oh for fucks sake. Now you did it.

I'm going to have my wife do it at my gym. There's several classes there and they will keep her ADD/OCD ass interested. The guy teaching one of the classes is also the owner of the gym, and he hates bad form (Crossfit has tons of horrible form in addition to the shitty no-mass-buiilding cheat lifts). I'm going to make sure she is in his class: if she is gonna do an hour-long workout that is full of Olympic lifts with fake weights and inflated-labia kipping pull ups, she better be using good form and burning 1,000 calories.

[OrangeChevyII]

I will out Crossfit all of you.

[Sleeper]

I will sit down and watch tv more than all of you.

So there.

[stangin4lyfe]

Saw your pic in the progress thread. Good job. Great posture.

Hey man,
Do me a favor and please dont start this up...it could make others not want to post pictures of their progress in that section of the board. Not all of us are perfect but many of us like helping others progress to acheive their goals. Not wanting in the middle of all this, just asking a favor is all...

[DON SVO]

Hey man,
Do me a favor and please dont start this up...it could make others not want to post pictures of their progress in that section of the board. Not all of us are perfect but many of us like helping others progress to acheive their goals. Not wanting in the middle of all this, just asking a favor is all...

Good form?! Do you even CrossFit, bro?

[Nash B.]

I can do 17 pushups if I spread them out over 6 days.

[talisman]

I will sit down and watch tv more than all of you.

So there.

Challenge accepted.

[exlude]

I'm going to have my wife do it at my gym. There's several classes there and they will keep her ADD/OCD ass interested. The guy teaching one of the classes is also the owner of the gym, and he hates bad form (Crossfit has tons of horrible form in addition to the shitty no-mass-buiilding cheat lifts). I'm going to make sure she is in his class: if she is gonna do an hour-long workout that is full of Olympic lifts with fake weights and inflated-labia kipping pull ups, she better be using good form and burning 1,000 calories.

I honestly thought you knew more about fitness than this.

[SS Junk]

Hey man,
Do me a favor and please dont start this up...it could make others not want to post pictures of their progress in that section of the board. Not all of us are perfect but many of us like helping others progress to acheive their goals. Not wanting in the middle of all this, just asking a favor is all...

Meh. It's just a poopnut. No one should take a poopnut seriously.

[talisman]

Meh. It's just a poopnut. No one should take a poopnut seriously.

I agree with him. If you're out of shape and have the guts to post pictures of yourself trying to improve then more power to you. That's a lame worthlessly cheap shot, maybe not on par with talking shit about someones family or something, but it still is a low candy ass move.

[matts5.0]

I honestly thought you knew more about fitness than this.

Sounds spot on to me.

[exlude]

Sounds spot on to me.

Okay