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[Cobraman]

On a side note, I did get a handful of cooter that belonged to one of the fucksticks that messed up my bike, while Jenn pulled her hair and rubbed her tits. Luckily, I didn't realize who the pissy dude was until the next morning.

wait....WHUT? lol

[NTexas_V-Star]

I'm at work. My bike is strapped to a dyno getting fixed right now.


Hopefully.


On a side note, I did get a handful of cooter that belonged to one of the fucksticks that messed up my bike, while Jenn pulled her hair and rubbed her tits. Luckily, I didn't realize who the pissy dude was until the next morning.

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[Snatch Napkin]

wait....WHUT? lol

Monday night we have pool league and as we were leaving the bar manager asked us to come have a drink with and her friend. The friend is a small, mousy chick that has a decent amount of cuteness to her.

I get the vibe from her that she likes her hair pulled, so I oblige myself. She turns into this freak chick and Jenn decided to get in on the action. I reach over for a few good rub down of her neden while Jenn does her thing.

Then this dude comes by to see what I'm doing, make a snide comment about my toes, and proceed to tell his buddy that some faggot is finger fucking his old lady. I chuckle from the ironic comment and keep going. Then this chick's old man comes up and says, "You better not let me see you fondling my old lady's crotch again." I said, "It's cool, man. That's my wife fluffing her for you. What're you drinking?"

The next morning I realized who the dude was. It's probably a good thing I didn't know at the time. I was too drunk for that opportunity.

[Cobraman]

Monday night we have pool league and as we were leaving the bar manager asked us to come have a drink with and her friend. The friend is a small, mousy chick that has a decent amount of cuteness to her.

I get the vibe from her that she likes her hair pulled, so I oblige myself. She turns into this freak chick and Jenn decided to get in on the action. I reach over for a few good rub down of her neden while Jenn does her thing.

Then this dude comes by to see what I'm doing, make a snide comment about my toes, and proceed to tell his buddy that some faggot is finger fucking his old lady. I chuckle from the ironic comment and keep going. Then this chick's old man comes up and says, "You better not let me see you fondling my old lady's crotch again." I said, "It's cool, man. That's my wife fluffing her for you. What're you drinking?"

The next morning I realized who the dude was. It's probably a good thing I didn't know at the time. I was too drunk for that opportunity.

Holy shit your life could make a good movie/porn

[Jewmadbro?]

Monday night we have pool league and as we were leaving the bar manager asked us to come have a drink with and her friend. The friend is a small, mousy chick that has a decent amount of cuteness to her.

I get the vibe from her that she likes her hair pulled, so I oblige myself. She turns into this freak chick and Jenn decided to get in on the action. I reach over for a few good rub down of her neden while Jenn does her thing.

Then this dude comes by to see what I'm doing, make a snide comment about my toes, and proceed to tell his buddy that some faggot is finger fucking his old lady. I chuckle from the ironic comment and keep going. Then this chick's old man comes up and says, "You better not let me see you fondling my old lady's crotch again." I said, "It's cool, man. That's my wife fluffing her for you. What're you drinking?"

The next morning I realized who the dude was. It's probably a good thing I didn't know at the time. I was too drunk for that opportunity.

Should have done it. Ruin her like he ruined your bike

[Cobraman]

Should have done it. Ruin her like he ruined your bike

oh he ruined her. If I ever had Roberts fingers in my vag I'd never want another.

[Adam]

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This....

Holy shit your life could make a good movie/porn

And this.....

[Snatch Napkin]

LMFAO!!


I'm betting that they had a nasty fight later that night. She was all about the attention she hasn't been getting and he's a hot headed ginger.

She ruint!!

I will make it a point to ease up on my alcohol intake next time we're there. I will be buying a few rounds of Robert Bomb's to get her liquored up and make a spectacle of the strumpet and her old man,though.

[NTexas_V-Star]

LMFAO!!


I'm betting that they had a nasty fight later that night. She was all about the attention she hasn't been getting and he's a hot headed ginger.

She ruint!!

I will make it a point to ease up on my alcohol intake next time we're there. I will be buying a few rounds of Robert Bomb's to get her liquored up and make a spectacle of the strumpet and her old man,though.

I'll see about getting some time off work, and about getting a GoPro.

[NTexas_V-Star]

Sidenote: I've seen a RobertBomb on action. The scent was almost buzz inducing, so I imagine that this will be a helluva show.

[tribaltalon]

Boy I smell a buncha bullshit in this thread. I was going to make a snide remark about a bet regarding how long it will take for the kid to kiss the pavement.. but now i'm too busy laughing.

btw, when, not if, when you do crash, hope you dont fuck up yourself like i did. had my most significant sportbike wreck close to 10 years ago now being an idiot and stunting and my hand's still fucked up from that.

[lincolnboy]

Put stickers on it and take off weight so to make the 600cc faster. Heard adding a spoiler make it really fast.

[bulldog896]

Put stickers on it and take off weight so to make the 600cc faster. Heard adding a spoiler make it really fast.

A tri wing spoiler And a whistle tip on the exhaust.

[naynay]

wooot woooooot

[TeeShock]

1st gear wheelies get sketchier as the rpm reaches the upper end.
I never did the increment wheelie training. Just stand up in second gear and learn to control. cover brake. Every wreck I witnessed from the seat were noobs looping-out doing sit-down wheelies.