Rangers vs. Rays ALDS

[Slowhand]

Where are the bats? Price isn't pitching that well.

edit: Jesus Christ, this ump's strike zone is hysterically inconsistent.

[80coupe]

How the hell was a pitch down the middle of the plate called a ball?!

noticed that to!

[Slowhand]

even though he did give up that home run, Lewis is pitching better than Holland or Wilson in the first two games. We just need to give him some hitting and some runs.

He did just pitch out of that inning nicely, but he doesn't need to be give up a home run to Desmond fucking Jennings.

[Geor!]

How the hell was a pitch down the middle of the plate called a ball?!

[pHILSANITY07]

even though he did give up that home run, Lewis is pitching better than Holland or Wilson in the first two games. We just need to give him some hitting and some runs.

[Slowhand]

I want to hit Johnny Damon in his bitch fucking face.

[pHILSANITY07]

cruz looks horrible, need him to get going

[Nash B.]

That umpire's strike zone is pretty terrible too. Balls that are strikes and strikes that are balls, and balls that were strikes and strikes that were balls but aren't anymore.

[mustang_marc]

Can we please get the fucking Cowboys/Mavs fans out of this thread?

What? I can't be a Rangers and Mavs fan?

[Slowhand]

Fuck HR, who jinxed Lewis?

Lewis jinxed himself by blowing goat, but the Cowboys fans aren't helping.

[01-GATOR]

Fuck HR, who jinxed Lewis?

[Nash B.]

Haha. Oh boy. See, this was going to happen whether or not anybody pointed out how well he was pitching, but it's so much more frustrating when we can go back and see that post, followed by a no-doubter on the very next pitch he throws.

[Geor!]

"If Lewis doesn't have a 1-2-3 perfect inning, you have to post up and call him a douchebag"

[Nash B.]

See? You stupid...

[Slowhand]

Can we please get the fucking Cowboys/Mavs fans out of this thread?