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    WL went down to Hooters. He was lookin' for a car to reel. He was in a bind 'cause
    he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal, when he came across this young man
    sawin' on a M6 TA and playin' it hot. And the Supradevil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
    "Boy, let me tell you what.
    I guess you didn't know it but I'm a highway racer, too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll
    make a bet with you. Now, you play pretty good LS1, boy, but give the Supradevil his due. I'll bet
    a Turbo of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm faster than you." The boy said, "My
    name's JC, and it might be a sin. But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm
    the best that's ever been."

    [chorus]JC, rosin up your LS1 and row your M6 hard, 'cause hell's broke loose in Hooters and
    the Supradevil deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny Turbo made of gold. But if you lose,
    the Supradevil gets your soul.[/chorus]

    The Supradevil opened up his boost controller and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his exhaust tips
    as he rosined up his turbo. And he cranked the turbo up to 18# and it made an evil hiss.
    Then a band of Suprademons joined in and it sounded somethin' like this: Faaaart (psssss) Faaaaaaart (pssssssh) Faaart (pssssh)

    When the Suprdevil finished, JC said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, but sit down in that
    Recaro right there and let me show you how it's done:

    X on 190. Run, boys, run. The Supradevil's in the car from the Rising Sun. Fire Chicken click the switch and it's putting out mo' . JC, did your clutch bite? No, child, no.

    The Supradevil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden Turbo
    on the ground at JC's feet. JC said, "SupraDevil, just come on back if you ever want to try
    again. 'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."
    2008 550i
    2007 ZX-14
    2007 Lincoln Mark LT
    2006 GSX-R1300 for sale (make offer)
    2002 RC-51 for sale ($1500 needs new tank)
    1995 Terminated SN95

  • #2
    LOL!!! i remember that good stuff

    what are you rolling these days JC?
    2016 250 Mini dozer

    No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

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    • #3
      lmgdao!

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      • #4
        Hehehe.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by White_lightning View Post
          LOL!!! i remember that good stuff

          what are you rolling these days JC?
          07 Lincoln Mark LT (Pimp truck)
          01 C5 Z06 (Pimp car, somewhat stock)
          95 Stang with Termy motor (money pit..used to dyno 470rwhp now dynos 300 going dangerously lean on the dyno.....headed back to GHP in two weeks, Travis is gonna sort it out.)


          I see u have a Vette now. How's the fam?
          2008 550i
          2007 ZX-14
          2007 Lincoln Mark LT
          2006 GSX-R1300 for sale (make offer)
          2002 RC-51 for sale ($1500 needs new tank)
          1995 Terminated SN95

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          • #6
            That is the stupidest ricer shit I have ever heard.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Stunter Bob View Post
              That is the stupidest ricer shit I have ever heard.
              Your name is Bob.
              2008 550i
              2007 ZX-14
              2007 Lincoln Mark LT
              2006 GSX-R1300 for sale (make offer)
              2002 RC-51 for sale ($1500 needs new tank)
              1995 Terminated SN95

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Monsoon X View Post
                07 Lincoln Mark LT (Pimp truck)
                01 C5 Z06 (Pimp car, somewhat stock)
                95 Stang with Termy motor (money pit..used to dyno 470rwhp now dynos 300 going dangerously lean on the dyno.....headed back to GHP in two weeks, Travis is gonna sort it out.)


                I see u have a Vette now. How's the fam?
                yup.. have a 08 c6 coupe.. nothing fancy.. Fams doing good.. how about yours?
                2016 250 Mini dozer

                No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Stunter Bob View Post
                  That is the stupidest ricer shit I have ever heard.
                  silence sissy boy.. grown ups are talking
                  2016 250 Mini dozer

                  No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

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                  • #10
                    Shut it Jew, American is speaking.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Monsoon X View Post
                      95 Stang with Termy motor (money pit..used to dyno 470rwhp now dynos 300 going dangerously lean on the dyno.....headed back to GHP in two weeks, Travis is gonna sort it out.)


                      Ah..the fun of swap cars. I can relate. lol.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Stunter Bob View Post
                        Shut it Jew, American is speaking.
                        <--- Citizen of the USA.. so eat a dick
                        2016 250 Mini dozer

                        No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Steve View Post
                          Ah..the fun of swap cars. I can relate. lol.

                          You aint neva lied. I almost HATE that car. I wanna sell it and buy a Bimmer or G8 and Mod the Vette.

                          But, I'm sorta at the point of no return. Gotta see it through til it's perfect.............THEN sell it. LOL



                          David- Kids are good, I'm divorced, though. But life is good.
                          2008 550i
                          2007 ZX-14
                          2007 Lincoln Mark LT
                          2006 GSX-R1300 for sale (make offer)
                          2002 RC-51 for sale ($1500 needs new tank)
                          1995 Terminated SN95

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by White_lightning View Post
                            <--- Citizen of the USA.. so eat a dick
                            Eat Pork!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Monsoon X View Post
                              You aint neva lied. I almost HATE that car. I wanna sell it and buy a Bimmer or G8 and Mod the Vette.

                              But, I'm sorta at the point of no return. Gotta see it through til it's perfect.............THEN sell it. LOL



                              David- Kids are good, I'm divorced, though. But life is good.
                              DIVORCED??? damn!!! didnt know you and Yo split up! how long ago was that?


                              Stunter.. i live me some deep fried swine!!
                              2016 250 Mini dozer

                              No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

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