Official Mike Kelley Call out Thread

[prospec1]

Why do I gotta be a fucking gorilla? I guess we are gonna be fighting at our own trailer now. I'm gonna have to look for a replacement driver after I break your legs.

[silverranger]

WTF? Will there be a g2g at every trailer?

Do we need to bring bananas for the gorilla??

[jason07]

I dunno. I was just asking who was who. Apparently getting clarification is fighting words nowadays.

Yes Chris you are correct. I brought lunch to one of my dealers today and one of the sales guys asked who's chimichanga was who's, so I pulled out my Bowie knife that I carry with me daily, and stabbed him through the heart.

How dare he try to clear things up with me!

[prospec1]

Do we need to bring bananas for the gorilla??

I got a banana in my pants for you.

[BoostedGT]

I got a banana in my pants for you Mike.

Well now I'm really confused. I thought silver rangers name was Greg.

[prospec1]

Well now I'm really confused. I thought silver rangers name was Greg.

Fixed it. I don't know his name. That was auto text at its finest.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

I like "mike", fits him well.

[BoostedGT]

Fixed it. I don't know his name. That was auto text at its finest.

Oh okay. That's cool. This thread is a borderline brain teaser. Fun to read nonetheless.

[silverranger]

I got a banana in my pants for you.

Now I am confused, gorillas don't wear pants!!!

So are you going to tell us who you are?

[silverranger]

I like "mike", fits him well.

Shut it

[Fast.0]

Does the 6 foot 7 gorilla sell beer for a living???

[prospec1]

Does the 6 foot 7 gorilla sell beer for a living???

No Pepsi

[Chili]

Now I am confused, gorillas don't wear pants!!!

Sure they do!



That's all I have to add.

[Booger]

Last year he was a bear, now gorilla, what next??

[bigminz]

I'm confused. Is there a race this weekend or a circus? Lol