Texas Motor Speedway FND Practice runs

[Wish4svts]

I am assuming GTFO is "get the f*** out", don't know what the acronym TITS stands for.

If this is serious... Pretty pathetic!
If this was intentionally a joke... Hilarious!

[abedh]

If it's TITS you want it's TITS you'll get! I figured you all might enjoy a picture of a female with a little more intellect than the lot of you.
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[AMJ]

If it's TITS you want it's TITS you'll get! I figured you all might enjoy a picture of a female with a little more intellect than the lot of you.
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if thats all you got you got problems or do monkeys make ya go bananas

[abedh]

if thats all you got you got problems or do monkeys make ya go bananas

Me and monkeys go way back! Definitely a step up from the sheep most of the guys on this thread are used to dating ( baaaaa ). And those bananas are more than just for eating...

[krazy kris]

Me and monkeys go way back! Definitely a step up from the sheep most of the guys on this thread are used to dating ( baaaaa ). And those bananas are more than just for eating...

from your posts its an easy assumption that you suck on the bananas

[abedh]

from your posts its an easy assumption that you suck on the bananas

And from yours it's obvious you prefer to take bananas up the tail pipe.
( queue in Eddie Murphy " I ain't fallin for no banana in my tail pipe " )

[Mach1]

That boxter runs pretty good, any mods?

[abedh]

That boxter runs pretty good, any mods?

She is stock, down to the PS2 street tires. She has PDK, so faster than a manual boxster.
I did remove the boxster badging on the rear, so that additional weight savings might have made the difference. ;-)

[Jimbo]

What does it run? Those things are 2800lbs or so right?

[abedh]

What does it run? Those things are 2800lbs or so right?

I have not taken her down a timed drag strip yet, at TMS it was a hand drop, but looking online it looks like people are running the 1/4 mile in the 12.6 range with this car and the Cayman R which are near identical in capabilities. The published 0-60 by Porsche is very conservative, the magazines and reviewers have it running in the 4.1-4.3 times with PDK.
My car probaly weighs upwards of 2900 since I have A/C, stereo and Nav, and the sport seats instead of the CF buckets. 320 HP at the engine, probably around 280 HP at the wheels.
It's a 6 cylinder boxer engine ( flat 6 ), DFI, 3.4 liters. 19 inch wheels ( I prefer 18's, but that is what she came with ).

[racrguy]

Am I the only one that gets irritated when people give inanimate objects a gender? IT is a car. IT cannot reproduce, therefore IT is neither a he nor a she, but an it, a thing, an object, a possession.

[abedh]

Am I the only one that gets irritated when people give inanimate objects a gender? IT is a car. IT cannot reproduce, therefore IT is neither a he nor a she, but an it, a thing, an object, a possession.

Yes you are the only one.