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  • #16
    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Muriatic acid.
    that will leave a mark!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by thesource View Post
      that will leave a mark!
      It will buff out.
      Half of history is hiding the past.

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      • #18
        Tomato juice then lemon juice...
        Originally posted by stevo
        Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

        Stevo

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        • #19
          Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
          Tomato juice then lemon juice...
          can you mix them together? Will Bud light Clamato work?
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Baron View Post
            can you mix them together? Will Bud light Clamato work?
            Yes, all you need to do is give the woman enough Bud Light Clamato so she passes out... then sleep wherever the fuck you like.
            Originally posted by stevo
            Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

            Stevo

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            • #21
              Deodorant
              "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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              • #22
                Simple Green

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                • #23
                  Anyone have some friction modifier left. Just need a drop. Gonna use it as cologne so my wife will make me sleep in the garage. Can you imagine the amount of work you can get done without them guilt'ing you back into the house.

                  You sir are sitting on a gold mine and don't even know it.
                  Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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