How quick will stock motor get me?

[The King]

God damn it. King, I always regret reading anything you post. Its as if you have 2 or 3 insults that you copy and paste. I don't know if anyone mentioned to you; when I picked my teamjacob I literally tried to think of the gayest name I could so twilightboy or what ever else you come up with just makes me shake my head in disbelieve.

You picked a stupid-assed SN based on what I would do with it? You're even more of an idiot than I first thought, LOL. Thanks for sharing, Twilight Boy.

[Z06killinsbf]

Yes!! This thread has made yet another turn!! Is this a record yet?

[The King]

Entertaining to boot!

[TEAMJACOB]

You picked a stupid-assed SN based on what I would do with it? You're even more of an idiot than I first thought, LOL. Thanks for sharing, Twilight Boy.

No. Lol at how up your own ass you are. It read:
I picked the gayest name ever. Stop.
So, being that I picked a gay name, your put downs are trivial and miss the mark.
Stop.

[91CoupeMike]

Your suit is black not.

[Superwho]

I will buy it off you for $100. Don't even bother transferring the title.

For $100 it better have a full tank of gas to be any kind of deal.

[line-em-up]

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I got a stock, full-weighted 90 coupe to do a 13.46 with just 3.73 gears, pullies, K&N stock replacement filterand some street slicks (remember the Indy profiles?). I'm sure with a lot of suspension and weight cutting, it could have went quicker, but it was only trapping 99mph.

Go research some of the old Trophy Stock guys from the early Fun Ford Weekend days. What they did in such a restrictive class was unbelievable. I ran my 89 in that class and realized it was going to be just as expensive as just about any other class to be really competitive.

My stock 87 LX hatch ran a 13.58 @102 in Ennis in February with a short belt, advanced timing and open exhaust (after the converters), 2.73 gears with regular street tires.

[TEAMJACOB]

I ran a mile once in 6 min 58 seconds but I'm fat and out of shape plus that was 10 yrs ago....

[Steve]

Sure does!


Steve, you wanna race a Yukon xl? I'll be going right past there at 6:30.

Only if you drive it. Now, if you let BigMouthMike drive it, no way. His driving has magical skills that defies all logic and history. Everything he touches magically goes faster because he read it in Muscle Mustangs & Fast Fords.

maybe i should stop trolling now my car is a turd and slow!

Not only is it a turd, but a big giant steaming pile of gorrilla crap type turd.

[TEAMJACOB]

Ha this is true. Fuck I haz to start reeden more

[The King]

Twilight Boy is a stupid twat. Any questions?

[80coupe]

Not only is it a turd, but a big giant steaming pile of gorrilla crap type turd.

Aleast my gauge's work

[Steve]

Aleast my gauge's work

Your car is slow enough you have time to look at them too.

[80coupe]

me haz e303 cam that means i make 800hp on motor! dammit your to good i got noting

[TEAMJACOB]

Twilight Boy is a stupid twat. Any questions?

Down syndrome or socially undeveloped?