Roast me

[Tx Redneck]

Out of curiosity, what's the genesis if yalls beef?

[SS Junk]

lol, right on cue, Dumbass #1.

I never said I didn't read it.

Ironic. That's exactly what I'm saying. You are in here, reading every word and complaining like an old hag. Dimes to dollars you're that insufferable prick at parties who is the ultimate buzz kill.
I'm not sure why you remind me of that band. If you haven't, you should take a listen!

[CWO]

Yet you made the effort to enter this forum, read the content and then whine about it.
You ever heard the band Clutch? They're pretty fucking awesome.

lol, right on cue, Dumbass #1.

I never said I didn't read it.

[blandnuts]

It's hard not to feel bad for the players in this dumb fucking game. The only game on the internet with no winners.

Just let them bang bro!

[SS Junk]

Yet you made the effort to enter this forum, read the content and then whine about it.
You ever heard the band Clutch? They're pretty fucking awesome.

[CWO]

I just realized that this same shit has been going on for 19 years, smh...

It's hard not to feel bad for the players in this dumb fucking game. The only game on the internet with no winners.

Dumbass 1: Your car is dumb

Dumbass 2: Oh yeah, well your wife is a whore, so there!

Dumbass 1: Maybe, but at least she is my whore. You did stuff a long time ago that I keep bringing up because I have nothing else in my life worth talking about

Dumbass 2: I know man, it's been like 20 years, get over it

Dumbass 1: I would, but your car is sooo fucking dumb and you can't afford it and you probably pay high interest because your profession sucks. And you're poor as fuck. You also made bad decisions as a young person, sorry, not letting it go...

[Rick Modena]

I just realized that this same shit has been going on for 19 years, smh...

[SS Junk]

One more?

Where my nigga at when baby's momma find out my nigga go deadbeat and gets a better cell phone to take pics of his self and kid while acting as though he not paying a damn bit of attention to the celly. Like a teenaged girl...




They he is!

[SS Junk]

I thought this was the "roast me" thread. Not the "Imma victim/gotta justifies myself as OG" whiny bitch thread. You sure do change your tune quick. First you make people disappear and within two posts you become a soggy vagina.

Where ma nigga at when Auntie realizes the boy done wrecked her tote da note turd?




They he is!

[naynay]

lmfao, you are a sad dude. get out there and live life. it's 2019. i can literally order a pizza, some beer, and some pussy on my phone without having to even get in the car.

that girl is fine, i am fine. but how is heather?

why are you stalking her? why are you stalking me? how does my dick taste?

if you think i care about anything said or posted on this site, then you are dead wrong. the people i actually give a shit about, or care for i talk to outside of here.

those of you who i dont like or care for, i just stay in your wives box, and sometimes iDM her.

[SS Junk]

Where my nigga at who be back in auntie's crib cuz dis nigga...

... moved back in?


They he is!

[SS Junk]

On that note, how was it you got your toilet plunging job again?
So only within the last couple of years you're already twice divorced?


Where my nigga with big dreams and shallow pockets?

They he is!

[naynay]

you fucked a baseball bat?

[SS Junk]

I've always wondered, whats the backstory to naynay and SS Junk's wife? Nice car btw.

It's the same as the baseball bat story.

[jewozzy]

I've always wondered, whats the backstory to naynay and SS Junk's wife? Nice car btw.