1997 sl600

[CexMashean]

This guy has gone full retard.

[Five Point Slow]

I've read about 60% of this thread, so ...

Will you post a price for your former promiscuous ex-con owned mechanics lean repo non-running sun-baked Benzo in boat paint ?

If we can't laught at ourselves, what good are we?

After adding up the parts i think im going to do the unthinkable and go ahead and just strip the whole car and just sell the parts at a much lower price than anyone else on ebay and hope that the pieces will eventually sell.

[Five Point Slow]

Stupid, I don't live near any fucking junk yard nor a scrap metal yard.. you my friend need to go ahead and hit recline on ur seat and insert your hands under your thighs and refrain from replying. What the fuck could I steal from a junk yard and sell to a scrap yard? oh yea I forgot about this one time..

I was on my 6 speed unicycle, automatic shifter, air clutch, im talkin sweet! but anyhow, I bunny hopped the razor wire and started cruising up and down the isles, u know , how we used to do it back in Vietnam, and came across 3 fuses! went back home, next morning got up went to the scrap yard and got me 1 and a half cents for the aluminum.

I mean seriously dude,

OH SHIT!!

MAGNUS, please hang up , this is not an emergency. Please don't feel the urge to call 911 and report that fabricated crime i came up with in my head in 2.5 seconds.

I mean im sure you will, would u like a more updated picture of me so you can help harden your case?

[DON SVO]

That time it was Magnus, but the next one , its you.

So why didn't you have a shop clean out the fuel tank and pump? Why'd the car sit for 3 years? Were you in jail?

[Five Point Slow]

Were you getting a ride home when your ride stop and shopped at a dealership also?

Im banned from all dealerships From coast to coast. Got caught stealing left rear valve stems! Right, Ted? so yea i got a ride not to home nor the dealership but to ??? unsolved mysterious!!

[talisman]

If someone claims they have been a member for 12 years, but spent 10 of those years in jail, have they really been a member for 12 years? Hard questions that demand hard answers...

[mstng86]

insert Jackie Chan mind blown jpg.

[Five Point Slow]

So why didn't you have a shop clean out the fuel tank and pump? Why'd the car sit for 3 years? Were you in jail?

No.

Have you worked on a Mercedes?

[DON SVO]

No.

Have you worked on a Mercedes?

Yes.

[Five Point Slow]

If someone claims they have been a member for 12 years, but spent 10 of those years in jail, have they really been a member for 12 years? Hard questions that demand hard answers...

You act like im proud to be apart! I come here for a little humor, not for your sorry ass friendship. I wouldn't care if you thought i was only a member for 2 weeks, where were u going when you started with your first response in this post about my Mercedes and how has it gotten to the point it is now?

Are you trying to prove something, do i need to say

hey everyone IM A THIEF and ill STEAL UR SHIT, BRING IT TO ME BEFORE I COME GET IT!

do i need to change my name to im a thief?
if i did this , you would still want to sit here and argue the next subject bc you cant make me look anymore stupid than you're looking by going back and forth over what, nothing

get over it

i steal
fuck it

[Five Point Slow]

now what

[CexMashean]

do i need to change my name to im a thief?

i steal

You don't need to, since we all associate your name with it anyways.
You could leave it as Five point Slow, change it to thief or Dustin, and we'd all think Thief anyways.

[Five Point Slow]

Yes.

ok , u win, im lazy as fuck. Left the car, wanted to do something with it but didn't. wanted to fix it but then didn't want to bc the car is not feasible. ITs a 2 seater, its a v12, its flashy , if something else breaks i wont be able to fix it.. blah blah..

then on the other hand.. i never wanted to start removing parts off the car without having some already sold.. but as u can see on ebay, parts aren't being sold.

and then

i don't want to take 1k bucks or 2k bucks when i know i have 7500$ worth of parts at a price that they should easily sell.


so yea, i put it off dr phil,

thanks for waking me up,

ive had a good time, yall have been great

[DON SVO]

ok , u win, im lazy as fuck. Left the car, wanted to do something with it but didn't. wanted to fix it but then didn't want to bc the car is not feasible. ITs a 2 seater, its a v12, its flashy , if something else breaks i wont be able to fix it.. blah blah..

then on the other hand.. i never wanted to start removing parts off the car without having some already sold.. but as u can see on ebay, parts aren't being sold.

and then

i don't want to take 1k bucks or 2k bucks when i know i have 7500$ worth of parts at a price that they should easily sell.

There's no win/lose on this deal. If you're not going to take care of your property and neglect it, don't be shocked when people offer you shit for money.

[Five Point Slow]

you don't need to, since we all associate your name with it anyways.
You could leave it as five point slow, change it to thief or dustin, and we'd all think thief anyways.

dont use my governement name! How dare you!

Here is an updated picture of me, update your database and detective nowhere.

So when ya see me, do what you've always done.