1997 sl600

[Five Point Slow]

im a convicted felon, im not scared to admit my mistakes.

nice pic, let me get u a newer one for ur desktop

[Five Point Slow]

You weren't in jail for stealing?

Have you came out of the closet?

[talisman]

Oh dear, gay jokes. How ever will I go on with my day?

[CexMashean]

Oh dear, gay jokes. How ever will I go on with my day?

Lubed up, duh!

[Ted]

im a convicted felon, im not scared to admit my mistakes.

nice pic, let me get u a newer one for ur desktop

Were you getting a ride home when your ride stop and shopped at a dealership also?

[scootro]

nope.

Some dude found out his girlfriend was a whore.

I had it parked out front of her house, took her truck, came back the next day and started my car to leave and got 2 houses up and car acted as if it were out of gas. So im willing to bet that the fuel system is dry from the tank to the motor and all the contamination is rotting away alone in the tank. I guess someone will find out in 2040 when I SELL it.

damn that sucks!

[Five Point Slow]

Were you getting a ride home when your ride stop and shopped at a dealership also?

No I was on my unicycle.

[Five Point Slow]

damn that sucks!

I think the dude would get along perfectly here! bunch of hating ass cock blockers!

[CexMashean]

damn that sucks!

yea, when karma comes back to you, it can suck if you're a sucky kind of person.

[jayjohnson600]

I've read about 60% of this thread, so ...

Will you post a price for your former promiscuous ex-con owned mechanics lean repo non-running sun-baked Benzo in boat paint ?

If we can't laught at ourselves, what good are we?

[Baron Von Crowder]

Well, not really. They're convent, sneak into junk yard at night scrap what you got the next day at the scrap yard. hand in hand

...

U know after looking at that post.. I bet if you ask the 2 girls that had posted on one of those threads, GTchick01 and GirlsCanToo , I BET they say im not a thief. I don't talk to them anymore, but back when this site was coming up, we knew one another and I HIGHLY doubt they saw me as a thief or a low life, or whatever you want to try to put ontop of my head. I may talk shit on here, but its only bc yall are to easy. like takin candy from a baby, yall aint got shit for me

[Five Point Slow]

well id rather be called a sucky person than being a dumbass bitch.

so keep on doing what u were raised to do.

u got my pic, I go out in public, I go to the races, im sure you've seen me, will see me. If you got such a big issue with me, do what you need to do to get that weenie ass shit off your hurt little heart.

if you seriously think im gonna steal ur shit, or someone elses, u don't know me, and for sure never will get to know me.

I want me OWN shit and I get my OWN shit, I don't want someone elses shit.

You must be riding in a fucking chevette or some shit with all that anger built up towards some mother fucker you think went left but went right.

so keep pointing and fabricating , the local DA's office might have a spot open for your dumbass.

[Baron Von Crowder]

well id rather be called a sucky person than being a dumbass bitch.

so keep on doing what u were raised to do.

u got my pic, I go out in public, I go to the races, im sure you've seen me, will see me. If you got such a big issue with me, do what you need to do to get that weenie ass shit off your hurt little heart.

if you seriously think im gonna steal ur shit, or someone elses, u don't know me, and for sure never will get to know me.

I want me OWN shit and I get my OWN shit, I don't want someone elses shit.

You must be riding in a fucking chevette or some shit with all that anger built up towards some mother fucker you think went left but went right.

so keep pointing and fabricating , the local DA's office might have a spot open for your dumbass.

who are you rambling to?

[Five Point Slow]

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Stupid, I don't live near any fucking junk yard nor a scrap metal yard.. you my friend need to go ahead and hit recline on ur seat and insert your hands under your thighs and refrain from replying. What the fuck could I steal from a junk yard and sell to a scrap yard? oh yea I forgot about this one time..

I was on my 6 speed unicycle, automatic shifter, air clutch, im talkin sweet! but anyhow, I bunny hopped the razor wire and started cruising up and down the isles, u know , how we used to do it back in Vietnam, and came across 3 fuses! went back home, next morning got up went to the scrap yard and got me 1 and a half cents for the aluminum.

I mean seriously dude,

[Five Point Slow]

who are you rambling to?

That time it was Magnus, but the next one , its you.