Thread for the chubby girl smack talk

[Roscoe]

I contest number 4, he's at minimum bi.

You contest "fuck all you slack jawed faggots"?

oooohh, ninja edit

[Silverback]

just passing through...

I'll check this thread in 6 months when the good shit gets posted.

[White_lightning]

I contest number 5, he's at minimum bi.

He might be a little metro.. but he has to be straight.. in the 14 years i have known him he hasnt made a single advance towards me.. and im fucken DEAD Sexy for a fat guy... so he HAS to be straight.

You contest "fuck all you slack jawed faggots"?

oooohh, ninja edit

You are way to quick for the gingers edit button..

just passing through...

I'll check this thread in 6 months when the good shit gets posted.

Fuckin Colonel Gorilla had to stop in..
Fuck you..... CLOWN!!!!!

[Chuck_Finley]

It's obvious to me now I should have signed up here years ago. Been a slow week at work and I've got time to kill...this should do the trick.

[Sean88gt]

You contest "fuck all you slack jawed faggots"?

oooohh, ninja edit

Late night, Craig and Leah had a swingers party and I had to mediate current responsibilities pending a future blood test.

[lowthreeohz]

Aaron took my innocence at the epic turkey day fiesta.

[Snatch Napkin]

i made it through 5 pages of this shit before i had to tap out.. this shit made me submit faster than JKD in mikes back yard
That being said...in the 14 years i have been on dfws/dfwm... i will say the following
(1) some one will always be banging some one elses husband/wife
(2) People will always judge them
(3) people will not like to be judged themselves.
(4) fuck all of you slack jawed faggots.
(5) Big A, is not in fact gay...
(6) My parties generated a LOT of sales for Rock band/Guitar hero.
(7) I dont care when chilli and Leah started fucking.. because they are both awesome peeps.
(8) see number (4)
(9) Haters gonna hate
(10) DFWM with out drama is like eating cerial with out milk.. you can do it.. but it's really just not the same..

All of that.

I know for a fact that Sean is a slack jawed faggot. His blow jobs are loose as fuck. He does know how to find the prostate though.

[SEB]

When is this strip club party! Damn Tailsman never knew you where knocking that shit LOL

[BMCSean]

All of that.

I know for a fact that Sean is a slack jawed faggot. His blow jobs are loose as fuck. He does know how to find the prostate though.

You take that back!!

[Probie]

Where's gargamel/smurfette?

[lowthreeohz]

Honestly Ben, I bet nobody but you cares.

[Snatch Napkin]

You take that back!!

Well? If it weren't for the prostate massage, I'd have never gotten off.

[Sean88gt]

All of that.

I know for a fact that Sean is a slack jawed faggot. His blow jobs are loose as fuck. He does know how to find the prostate though.

I started rubbing Preparation H on my lips, outside of a constant whistle, situation is pretty tightened up.

[Snatch Napkin]

I started rubbing Preparation H on my lips, outside of a constant whistle, situation is pretty tightened up.

Fuck yeah!!!!

[SVT Lurch]

(10) DFWM with out drama is like eating cerial with out milk.. you can do it.. but it's really just not the same..

From Urban Dictionary dot com:

cerial killer
The person who is wanted for the murder of such people as Tony the Tiger and the Trix rabbit.