Thread for the chubby girl smack talk

[War Machine]

My favorite thing to do at strip joints is to get the only chick working that doesn't strip to give me a booth dance.

There is this one strip club in the panhandle of Florida that has truck parking. My buddy and I would meet up there.
Be a couple of young, decent looking dudes around a bunch of old, tired truckers in a strip joint. Fuck around!!!!
Those were good times.
Anyway, there was this one chick that never stripped. That was when I found my favorite thing about strip clubs.

my favorite part is the filthy whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Probie]

golf clap.

I'm really glad someone caught that reference.

[lincolnboy]

NO STRIP CLUBS for me,

[Scott Mc]

Bunny ranch only?

[Snatch Napkin]

my favorite part is the filthy whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are a dime/dozen. They're everywhere.

I love them too. :-)

[Mike]

This thread is a thread!

[petyweestraw]

Oh, and while on the topic of dispelling rumors.. We are not, and have never been swingers, have never swapped or otherwise included anyone else in our sexy-time nor have ever attended any of the rumored "sex parties" that have supposedly gone on.

Believe it or not, I have heard those rumors from more than a couple people over the years. lol

Sooooooo how bout now? Wanna get in on something?

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[talisman]

If drama is your thing, I guess so. This is the reason I don't FB, Twitter, etc. EVERYONE I know that is on these social websites have some kind of drama going on.

Nigger, you live for the drama on here. What the fuck is the difference?

What a fucked up mess. I really feel sorry for Wade.

Considering Kristen was cheating on her previous exhusband with Wade, I don't. Tigers don't change their stripes. In fact, that legendary memory of mine recalls this post that is still over in the Canada Smack directed at her:

"Who cares about your previous relationship? Your husband may have, I don't know, I wasn't there. You obviously didn't, otherwise you wouldn't be on here hamming it up like we were all in some fucking sitcom with a laugh track about it. I've known chicks like you before and when the smoke clears I hope it doesn't take Wade too long to get over what ever it is you end up doing to him."

Talk about a 100 yard field goal.

Hell someone accused it of being Talismans for gods sake!

Ye gods.

come on.....that dudes a fag!!!!!!!!!!!

god bless.

Fuck you.

It's not gay if you don't push back. Or so they say...

Fuck you.

I thought we werent talking about that publicly?

Fuck you.

Maybe he just put it in the butt?

Fuck you.

Oh, and while on the topic of dispelling rumors.. We are not, and have never been swingers, have never swapped or otherwise included anyone else in our sexy-time nor have ever attended any of the rumored "sex parties" that have supposedly gone on.

Believe it or not, I have heard those rumors from more than a couple people over the years. lol

heh.

So anyway, I've been surprised this hasn't blown up yet and knew the longer it went on the bigger it was going to get. Robert, you know I wish you the best brother, but I don't trust her at all and never will. That's neither here nor there, you're a grown man and I know you're genuinely excited about the kid. Do your due diligence and don't take any bullshit answers. And for fucks sake if you start talking about putting a ring on her finger I'm going to drive to East Texas and kick the shit out of you with my crippled ass.

You fucks would decide to do this shit while I'm on vacation. Goddamn phone has been going off all day.

[War Machine]

NO STRIP CLUBS for me,

What's your favorite drinking establishment?!

[lincolnboy]

What's your favorite drinking establishment?!

im flattered but i am in a relationship already.

[War Machine]

im flattered but i am in a relationship already.

You must be mad at me for the avatar change

[idrivea4banger]

GTG in south Irving!!!! Lincolnboy is from the crooked I.

[Roscoe]

<----always late to the party....

We know drama.

[lincolnboy]

GTG in south Irving!!!! Lincolnboy is from the crooked I.

living in euless now.

[idrivea4banger]

living in euless now.

Damn son, Moving on up!!!