Anyone familiar with sex offender laws?

[talisman]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Sean88gt]

That needs to be set to a soulful beat!

[diablo rojo]

Fucking genius!!

[downshift_me]

That was beautiful!

[asphaltjunkie]

Out-Fucking-Standing!!

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[Stng5Pnt8]

LMAO! Jluv has done it again bwahahaha

[helosailor]

That needs to be set to a soulful beat!

LOL! I was just thinking, "This needs to be slow-jammed".

Again, Jared sets the bar high.

[Mach1]

someone drop the lyrics on this phat track

[Sean88gt]

12 seconds in and I lowered the lights while taking my belt off.

[01-GATOR]

Great poem Jluv!

[SS Junk]

Talent.

[Rick Modena]

Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!

He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!

Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!

He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.

He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"

"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"

"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"

Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.

Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"

"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"

So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.

Holy shit, bwhahahahahahaah!!!!

I ought to make this a sticky on the Back Porch its so fucking good!

[bluecollar]

Too busy to put much into it. But a deal is a deal..


Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!

He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!

Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!

He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.

He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"

"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"

"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"

Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.

Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"

"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"

So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.

Holy SHIT.

[naynay]

Skid has set the bar. I must trump him.

[Mach1]

Skid has set the bar. I must trump him.