Anyone familiar with sex offender laws?

[Binky]

Haha-I forgot I had it and you reminded me to change it. Well, that and I was tired at looking at a hairy, Asian crossdresser.

Hey, Craig may be a lot of things but Asian isn't one of them.

Holy shit lol

[Snatch Napkin]

HOLY FUCK!!


I had no idea it went down like that. Maybe he's been getting some altered batches of vaping liquid? Damn!

[talisman]

In all seriousness, what happened to you recently that has you so mad at people here? You're threatening a "war", digging up employer info, talking shit about people's families, deleting facebook friends, publicly bashing a former close friend and roommate, and lashing out at people who thought they were your friends, who never did anything nasty to you? What gives man? After all the years here, favors we've done for each other, being invited into our homes, advice that has been given in person/offline, etc - are you really this riled up over a little fun being poked at your new vaping habit/hobby? It's not that big of a deal to go all sensitive nutso on the board.

You seem so eager to burn bridges, but if you'll act like this towards people who have only been friends to you, what kind of friend are you to have, anyway? Why would you want people to stop liking you, after all these years of being considered one of the decent, good guys on and off of this board?

Anyway, whatever is wrong, I hope you get it figured out. I've always had you pegged for a good dude. Never saw this meltdown coming.

Best post in this thread. Unbelievable.

[46Tbird]

I'll drop a poem if you photoshop Skidmark into a superhero named Vapeman in blue tights and a cape flying over blowing calming vapors onto everyone.

[Trip McNeely]

What a little bitch. Seek help dude.

[mirefire 2.0]

Wow.....

[jluv]

That's great! Gimme a bit...

[SS Junk]

Not sure how long this dude smoked, but I've known a few career smokers who quit and went into massive depression while one of them wigged out much like this chap and severed all contact with well established friends and family. Some smokers are worse junkies than others...

[jluv]

Too busy to put much into it. But a deal is a deal..


Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!

He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!

Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!

He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.

He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"

"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"

"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"

Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.

Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"

"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"

So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.

[Chas_svo]

Too busy to put much into it. But a deal is a deal..


Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!

He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!

Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!

He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.

He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"

"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"

"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"

Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.

Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"

"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"

So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.

Pretty good, as usual.

[mystic96]

Pretty Good? That's Fucking Hall Of Fame quality Right There!! Bravo Jluv!!

[ELVIS]

that is the shit! thank you kind sir.

god bless.

[Trip McNeely]

Too busy to put much into it. But a deal is a deal..


Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!

He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!

Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!

He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.

He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"

"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"

"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"

Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.

Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"

"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"

So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.

That's a platinum record right there.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I have everyone in the office looking at me right now, wondering what the hell is so funny.

[46Tbird]

Fucking.Awesome. Great job dude!