Firefighter Arrested for Firehouse Shooting

[Leah]

We'll need pics of the girls vaginas to verify your belief.

Stevo

All I have to show as proof is the size of some of your egos.

I win!

[talisman]

Which thread are you asking about that Eric made?

He is pissing and moaning about the "Irony" thread. I mean holy shit.... It was one of the most ridiculously ironic things I've seen in my entire LIFE; especially after Vegas. OF COURSE I was going to post that thread. Fucking people act like they just started posting on this site last week.

[talisman]

I have been on the stand, and I made the prosecuting lawyer look like a moron. On a different occasion I had a lawyer ask me what firm I worked for or if I had my own practice after I got done proving to him that he wanted to drop a lawsuit involving someone close to me.



Doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about. Stay on task, child.



Having only met her a couple of times, you are ill advised to lecture me on the quality of her character.




I have plenty of liability managing a multi million dollar operation for a multi billion dollar Fortune 500 Company. However, I never claimed my job was important. I'm certainly not on here talking about it every fucking day trying to puff up my chest to let every one know what I do for a living. Who would do something like that, and what sort of inferiority complex do you think they might be trying to work out?




No, actually, you didn't. I attack the person, if they deserve it. I don't go after their family or anything else unless they do it to me first. You did it to me first. Cry some more about how unfair I am. You can't go looking for blood and then complain when you find it.

Hey Matt, don't just respond to the easy stuff, darling. You must have gotten consumed by my assertion about your lack of companions and over looked this entire post that came previous to it.

[Broncojohnny]

Eric, if you will send me a PM I will put on my cape and come to your defense by attacking babies in their cribs and strangling grandmas.

[idrivea4banger]

I'm not forgetting ANY antagonistic posts I've made. In fact, I'd say I probably could point out 99% of them better than any other 25 people on this board combining their collective memories. We aren't talking about that, Nancy. We're talking about where YOU decided to take this thread, and then pulled the "OMG, Eric, that was such a low blow I just can't believe it card!!!11" Would it kill you to stay on the fucking subject at hand? I bet lawyers RAPE your ass on the stand.

I gave Kim no less than THREE warnings in different threads about the rumors she was spreading. She made a choice, knowing what the consequences of that choice were. Don't sit here and play a pity party with me for Kim. Have you ever spent any time with Kim? How long have you known her, since you're now her great defending captain saveahoe? How many times have you actually MET her in person? Have you fucked her?

Oh boy, I enjoy stirring the pot? Holy fucking shit, Detective, do you have any other stunning revelations you'd like to share with us, or are you going to stack them all up for a big sweeps week surprise. I mean, I've only pretty much won that prize since the inception of the Board Awards, and even got the Lifetime Achievement for it a few years back. L_O_FUCKING_L

I help people on here all the time. I get half a dozen PMs a week looking for parts help. What that has to do with anything is much like the rest of that garbage you're typing out. Absolutely nothing at all.

Hold the fuck up, are you saying that 25 of us combined aren't as smart as you?!?! Man, you used to be cool.

[talisman]

Eric, if you will send me a PM I will put on my cape and come to your defense by attacking babies in their cribs and strangling grandmas.

Yeah, I've decided I'm going to be like Steve and just send off a billion PMs saying what I really feel, and keep a plaster smile on the site and be nice 100% of the time. That is obviously the way a real man conducts themselves. Just ask Matt.

Hold the fuck up, are you saying that 25 of us combined aren't as smart as you?!?! Man, you used to be cool.

Well....



Anyways, in honor of Matt and Kim's relationship, I wrote Matt a freestyle last night to help him get over the feelings he obviously still harbors for her. I feel it's my responsibility to help him get over this since this thread has made his repressed feeling inadvertantly come to light.

All lyrics are obv. copyright Get Bent Inc. 2012.


[Sounds of puking]

There I go--thinking of you again

You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you, I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down
And write you a little poem
But from of the dome would probably be a little more,
More suitable for this type of song--whoa
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of
Sixteen bars,
This ain't enough to put some ink ta
So fuck it,
I'ma start right here by just be brief-a
'Bout to rattle off some other reasons

I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo
Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do?
I go and get another one, now I got two
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Now I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin
I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim
Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it

If you only knew, how much I hated you
For every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you
Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ho

You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you, I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter
That you'd probably just shred up--yeah

I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta,
a stupid piece a
Paper, I'd rather let you see how
Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle

You're a fuckin' coke-head, I hope you fuckin' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut, I hope you die
Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie

But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back
It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna
yack-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ack

What else can I do, I haven't got a clue
Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to
But every time I think of you now I'll I wanna do
Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you, I puke

[Sound of puking again]

Fuckin' bitch

[SS Junk]

Are you one of those Eric summoned?

Paranoia self destrooooyaaaaaaaaaaa. As you should know, officer gingerbread, attacking a completely unrelated event that had nothing to do with board actions or any board member herein is something only the weak resort to. You boast how you troll "to get a rise..." and once again you've been beaten at your own game. So now we wade in the tears. Don't stop posting though. This shit is entertaining.

[grove rat]

cliffnotes?

[talisman]

cliffnotes?

Matt went and said my name in a mirror three times and is having a hard time with the consequences of his actions.

[racrguy]

Well, I was wrong. We didn't turn it into a 3 page FTP thread, it was turned into a 3 page fuck Matt thread.

[talisman]

It's been almost 24 hours. Can we report Matt legally missing? If only a police officer would respond to this thread and let us know...

[Gear_Jammer]

It's been almost 24 hours. Can we report Matt legally missing? If only a police officer would respond to this thread and let us know...

He's probably either at work today or just sick of your BS. I really can't fault him for either. And no...I'm not going to argue with you about any of the topics mentioned above as I haven't read all of the posts and don't know the backstory of most of the stuff I've read.

[stevo]

He's probably either at work today or just sick of your BS. I really can't fault him for either. And no...I'm not going to argue with you about any of the topics mentioned above as I haven't read all of the posts and don't know the backstory of most of the stuff I've read.

So, you have no idea what was said in this thread, and yet know enough to agree with Officer Matt?

Stevo

[Gear_Jammer]

So, you have no idea what was said in this thread...

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

[talisman]

He's probably either at work today or just sick of your BS. I really can't fault him for either. And no...I'm not going to argue with you about any of the topics mentioned above as I haven't read all of the posts and don't know the backstory of most of the stuff I've read.

Don't sweat it, the arguments have nothing to do with the initial topic of this thread.