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  • #1

    Taking a dump without a smartphone

    How did I ever do it?
    "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson
    Tags: that doodoo on ur tablet?, wipe taint off ur ifone
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    I used a laptop before the smartphone. Almost bought a PSP just for dumping purposes.

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    • #3
      Bathroom at work gets no signal, fml!
      Ded

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      • #4
        Originally posted by vadertt View Post
        Bathroom at work gets no signal, fml!
        This. It sucks, so I just download a book and read.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
          This. It sucks, so I just download a book and read.
          I used to watch porn.
          Ded

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          • #6
            Urban Dictionary: poop and surf
            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poop%20and%20surf
            when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying


            Personally, it's the Justin.tv app for my "conference calls". The thread also brings up a good point....think twice before you borrow a mobile device! <--I should coin that.
            Last edited by TruestreetTim; 09-16-2011, 10:53 AM.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by vadertt View Post
              I used to watch porn.
              Nothing like the smell of shit to really get you going...
              Originally posted by Sean88gt
              You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
              Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
              You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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              • #8
                Holy random thread return batman.

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                • #9
                  This thread. It speaks truth.
                  Tera 4:1 + 4.88's = Slowest rig on here
                  Baja-Bob.com

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                  • #10
                    my Iphon on the shitter is a god send. ill sit and play games. and i use to look up porn on my BB as well.lol

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                    • #11
                      Poopin & Playin =

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        Holy random thread return batman.
                        Just wont go away
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt
                        You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                        You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                          Just wont go away
                          It may be the herps of DFWM.

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                          • #14
                            I'm pooping and posting right now!

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                            • #15
                              Fecal chloraform FTL.
                              Vortex rear stand $75
                              8.8 410s. $50

                              **SKAGG NASTY**
                              My goal in life is to not arrive at the grave in a well preserved body.
                              but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit!!!.. what a ride!"

                              1990 Foxbody GT for that ass
                              11 4 door
                              13 FX2 White 5.0

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