Inappropriate jokes...

[kingjason]

Little girls says daddy daddy can I borrow the car? He says not unless you suck my dick. She says but daddy I dont want to suck your dick. He says hey no dick suck no car. She says ok daddy. A few minutes later she says daddy daddy this tastes like shit. He snaps his finger and says oh yeah your brother has the car.

[turboford]

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 17 movies you would enjoy the most. It really works..... for MOST of us anyway!


Movie Test:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again..
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama farewell speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12 Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, ain't that something..?

[BigTitan21]

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 17 movies you would enjoy the most. It really works..... for MOST of us anyway!
Now, ain't that something..?

I got #9.......it was right on!!

[paul_376]

I got #9.......it was right on!!

everyone get 9 Einstein

[BigTitan21]

everyone get 9 Einstein

Ya se guey....might wanna check the old sarcasm meter

[AMJ]

got #10 lol

[Pro88LX]

A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"

HOLY SHIT lol that's fucked up

[Blackout]

Doc: (comes out to the waiting room and says), congrats Mr. Jones its triplets!
Mr. Jones: well hell I’m not surprised I’m hung like a chimney.
Doc: well go get it cleaned they came out black!

[sosoe]

A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"

lmao

[jdgregory84]

Catholic Priest: "I just don't get it. The boys give much better head."