Inappropriate jokes...

[jdgregory84]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and closet full of dead babies?










I don't have a Ferrari.

How long does it take for a baby to blow up in the microwave?













I can't remember. I was too busy jacking off.

[Junioropolous07]

Hahaha WTF!

[paul_376]

So a Mexican, a jew and a lawyer walk into a bar

[Junioropolous07]

So a Mexican, a jew and a lawyer walk into a bar

A bean, fertilizer and a betrayer walk into a bar.. Go on...

[71chevellejohn]

What's worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can?


Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

[Gear_Jammer]

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

The frig don't fart when you pull the meat out!

[jluv]

How do you make a 5-year old boy cry again?












Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

[ThreeFingerPete]

What's the difference between a microwave an anal sex?


A microwave won't brown your meat.

[LS1Goat]

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish. Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it. Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it. White guy's turn. "So all the ni**ers and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "Well, I guess I'll have a Coke."

[The King]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car?





Jack

[LS1Goat]

A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"

[LS1Goat]

What's the first thing a battered woman does when she gets home from the hospital?
Dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

[Blame Canada]

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina?


Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

[Fry86]

What do you call a barn full of black people?

Antique farming equipment

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[TruestreetTim]

...this is fucked up worse than a black guys check book.