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  • moved thread to Smackatorium... all meaty substance has been lost. Death Sentence is final verdict.
    "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
    "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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    • Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post
      God dude, corn nuggets!! I feel like a redneck fatass!! Haha wow just thinking about food, I wish food had no calories, I would go for a grilled chicken sandwich with jalapeƱos,pickles, mustard and lettuce, green beans with mashed potatoes loaded with gravy, and a side of triple chocolate cake with a glass of milk..afterwards a nice long vacation in the restroom haha.. Thanks for making me hungry CJ
      That's nasty and should be a crime to waste good money on shit food like that.

      I've joined Brent's Food Snob Club, you should too.


      Tonight I'm making Fish Tacos with a remoulade sauce and homemade slaw and roasted corn to top it off. Mmmm MMmmmm.

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      • Originally posted by Steve View Post
        I just washed my beautiful hair, I don't want a shake upside the head. I'm skuuuuured!




        Good
        Enough
        Diploma

        It's not my fault my mother is a bitch, so don't blame that shit on me.
        Who said I am going to hit you upside your head with a shake? I would only do that to pick a fight with someone I dont like.


        I like you!
        GOD BLESS TEXAS
        August Landscaping
        214-779-7278
        Seb's high class.
        He'll mow your grass.
        He'll kick your ass.
        And while his kidney stones pass,
        He'll piss in a glass!

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        • Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post
          Heheeh, I jumped on my iPhone so correcting and spell checking is a bit irritating on the touch screen, but food sounds amazing right now.. But I have Gatorade in one hand, and a cigarette in the other. Fml!

          hell cigs are what get me through till i can eat again. lol.

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          • Originally posted by jnobles06 View Post
            me too since you mentioned that burger, poppers and beer. i know what i am getting for dinner. lol.
            An AIDS test if you are banging that chick...

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            • Originally posted by Roscoe View Post
              I'll do ya in the butt while I'm drinkin' Sangria!
              "everytime I cum I produce a quart!!"
              Don't Mess With Texas.

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              • Originally posted by SEB View Post
                Who said I am going to hit you upside your head with a shake? I would only do that to pick a fight with someone I dont like.


                I like you!
                Well, don't waste a perfectly good shake. Talk about their Momma, or make fun of their spelling, or make fun of their trailer, it's much more effective, but don't waste a damn good shake.

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                • Originally posted by Steve View Post
                  Well, don't waste a perfectly good shake. Talk about their Momma, or make fun of their spelling, or make fun of their trailer, it's much more effective, but don't waste a damn good shake.
                  .223 > 911

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                  • Originally posted by Steve View Post
                    Well, don't waste a perfectly good shake. Talk about their Momma, or make fun of their spelling, or make fun of their trailer, it's much more effective, but don't waste a damn good shake.
                    Its the best way to spark something off without getting in major trouble with the law! I have been wanting to it again for years.
                    GOD BLESS TEXAS
                    August Landscaping
                    214-779-7278
                    Seb's high class.
                    He'll mow your grass.
                    He'll kick your ass.
                    And while his kidney stones pass,
                    He'll piss in a glass!

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                    • Originally posted by Steve View Post
                      That's nasty and should be a crime to waste good money on shit food like that.

                      I've joined Brent's Food Snob Club, you should too.


                      Tonight I'm making Fish Tacos with a remoulade sauce and homemade slaw and roasted corn to top it off. Mmmm MMmmmm.
                      What a fucker! I fucking love fish tacos to death!! Coleslaw, damnit!! Too good to be true, almost want to stop by Long John Silvers on the way home from the farm.. Is Brent's Food Snob Club like a diet plan program?? It sounds tasty! Haha Kara just said "you guys are just talking about random bs now, boats and hoes and food, you fuckin men I swear, that's all you guys need to make your world go around, food and pussy" hahaha we have a winner!!
                      Don't Mess With Texas.

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                      • Where the fuck are the tits already.
                        DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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                        • Originally posted by SEB View Post
                          Its the best way to spark something off without getting in major trouble with the law! I have been wanting to it again for years.
                          If you attack me, I'm going to be pissed at you for wasting a shake. That shake has nothing personal against you. No thick girl will ever want you again if they hear you are a shake killer. And if you attack me, this time I will choke your ass to sleep, then take pictures with my wiener all over your face while you are snoring away.

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                          • Originally posted by Steve View Post
                            If you attack me, I'm going to be pissed at you for wasting a shake. That shake has nothing personal against you. No thick girl will ever want you again if they hear you are a shake killer. And if you attack me, this time I will choke your ass to sleep, then take pictures with my wiener all over your face while you are snoring .
                            I learned my lesson! I can run backwards pretty fast & still pump jabs at ya. If we ever where to fight again. I wont make the same mistake at engaging you first. I will let you come to me

                            The shake idea is just to get a reaction!
                            GOD BLESS TEXAS
                            August Landscaping
                            214-779-7278
                            Seb's high class.
                            He'll mow your grass.
                            He'll kick your ass.
                            And while his kidney stones pass,
                            He'll piss in a glass!

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                            • Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post
                              Haha Kara just said "you guys are just talking about random bs now, boats and hoes and food, you fuckin men I swear, that's all you guys need to make your world go around, food and pussy" hahaha we have a winner!!
                              Well, at least she has some brains above her tits to realize that. We are simple creatures, we want to eat, fuck, sleep and race. There is no need to make life more complicated than that. And Kara better have said that shit from the kitchen where she should be making you some fish tacos while standing naked in the kitchen.

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                              • Originally posted by SEB View Post
                                I learned my lesson! I can run backwards pretty fast & still pump jabs at ya. If we ever where to fight again. I wont make the same mistake at engaging you first. I will let you come to me

                                The shake idea is just to get a reaction!
                                If you have a strawberry shake in your hand, there is no reason for me to run at you. If it's chocolate, you're going to sleep. I will get that shake. You've learned how to motivate me. Congrats.

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