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  • Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
    I just received a pm with a funny post from runbabyrun09 regarding some...traffic tickets.
    Hope you like them.

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    • Originally posted by britty-ann View Post
      ha a broken home makes for a strong independent woman who could definately kick some ass if she needed to
      or just a crack whore with 5 kids by the age of 30 sucking any dick that will give her a place to sleep.
      www.dfwdirtriders.com

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      • Um this will be good...

        Interesting...


        Originally posted by runbabyrun09
        I got 5 tickets in the fiancees termi this morning. Sad thing was I was going 72 in a 65. The cop was a rude dude!

        window tint ( his tint was 20% and the new law is 25%)
        no cats ( he has cats!!)
        no front plate (oops)
        no seat belt, but I was wearing it and took it off before he got to the window. I freaked out because I couldn't find the insurance right then
        and only expired insurance card.
        so no insurance...

        Calling him was scary!! I knew he wouldn't believe I wasn't speeding.

        me: hey
        him: yeah
        me: ummmm
        him: if you wrecked the car it better be totalled
        me: no got 5 tickets
        him: I told you not to fucking speed
        me: I didn't! (told him what everything was for)
        him: ugh, call the p.d about it. fucking stupid pigs.
        me: I will


        Went WAY better then I thought.. mwhahaha

        Now to call the pd.
        Originally posted by Jester
        Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
        He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
        Originally posted by Denny
        What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
        FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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        • Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
          I just received a pm with a funny post from runbabyrun09 regarding some...traffic tickets.
          send me some pm's of all these pics and whatnot!!
          Don't Mess With Texas.

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          • test complete, pm replied
            www.dfwdirtriders.com

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            • Originally posted by britty-ann View Post
              ha a broken home makes for a strong independent woman who could definately kick some ass if she needed to
              or a insecure raccoon looking like beotch, and come kick my ass. :wink1:

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              • Originally posted by britty-ann View Post
                ha a broken home makes for a strong independent woman who could definately kick some ass if she needed to
                translation: I don't know how to be a wife.

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                • Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                  I just received a pm with a funny post from runbabyrun09 regarding some...traffic tickets.
                  Did you get the one about Junior running from the cops?



                  Wait, you finally told people you're a ---???
                  Last edited by CJ; 09-13-2011, 02:32 PM. Reason: nothing to see here, move along.

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                  • Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                    damn, classy bitch. Whataburger is expensive. I'd suck a dick for Whataburger.
                    it is pretty dame expensive.
                    good thing i dont eat burger meat cause that just makes it cheaper on me
                    jealous fucks you amuse me

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                    • Originally posted by Mike View Post
                      Did you get the one about Junior running from the cops?



                      Wait, you finally told people you're a ---???
                      wtf.
                      Don't Mess With Texas.

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                      • Originally posted by britty-ann View Post
                        ha a broken home makes for a strong independent woman who could definately kick some ass if she needed to

                        Nice story.

                        [Bcoop] "Can I come over?" [/Bcoop]

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                        • Originally posted by britty-ann View Post
                          it is pretty dame expensive.
                          good thing i dont eat burger meat cause that just makes it cheaper on me
                          I can't let this opportunity slip away... what kind of meat do you eat?
                          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                          • Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post
                            wtf.
                            What?

                            You didn't see a motha fuckin thing!

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                            • Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                              I can't let this opportunity slip away... what kind of meat do you eat?
                              chorizo!!

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                              • I really need to invest more time when a thread hits 4 pages or so, totally lost. need a pm to catch me up.

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