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Originally posted by Mike View PostDid you ever read what you typed? How the fuck does that make sense?
I saw that and had to read it twice. Kara, English punctuation lesson today at 16:00
Sounds like if she wasn't fat she would be the perfect woman.
Also please don't wink at me, faggot.Don't Mess With Texas.
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Originally posted by 90GT50 View PostI bet it could reach....brb
They stopped for gas along the way, and when he was done filling up, the little boy said, "Grandpa, can I drive?"
The grandpa said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"
The boy pondered this for a minute and said, "No."
The grandpa said, "Then you're not old enough to drive, yet, sorry."
They continued driving to the lake, and when they got there the grandpa hands his grandson a children's fishing pole, and takes his full-size fishing pole and they start walking to the fishing spot. The little boy looked at his grandpa and asked, "Grandpa, can I try the big fishing pole?"
The grandpa said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"
The boy pondered this for a minute and, again, said, "No."
The grandpa said, "Then, unfortunately, you need to use your fishing pole today, and you can try the big fishing pole when you're older."
Finally they had reached the fishing spot, and they sat down and started fishing. The grandpa pulled out a beer, cracked it open, and started drinking. The little boy looked at his grandpa and asked, "Grandpa, can I try some beer?"
The grandpa said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"
The boy pondered this for a minute and, again, said, "No."
The grandpa said, "Then you're not old enough to drink, yet, sorry."
So the little boy went along fishing. Ten minutes later, he opened his lunchbox and pulled out some cookies and started happily munching away. The grandpa looked over and said, "Hey, kiddo, how about letting your grandpa have one of those cookies? They look mighty good!"
The little boy thought for a second and said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"
The grandpa beamed proudly and said, "Sure can!"
The little boy then shouted, "Well, grandpa, then you can go fuck yourself, because these are my cookies!!"
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What the fuck is going on?? Am I on Jerry Springer?!?!?Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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