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  • Originally posted by Ratt View Post
    One day an old man decided to take his 8 year old grandson fishing. So, he gathered up the gear, went to pick up his grandson, and they headed out for a nice relaxing day.

    They stopped for gas along the way, and when he was done filling up, the little boy said, "Grandpa, can I drive?"

    The grandpa said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

    The boy pondered this for a minute and said, "No."

    The grandpa said, "Then you're not old enough to drive, yet, sorry."

    They continued driving to the lake, and when they got there the grandpa hands his grandson a children's fishing pole, and takes his full-size fishing pole and they start walking to the fishing spot. The little boy looked at his grandpa and asked, "Grandpa, can I try the big fishing pole?"

    The grandpa said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

    The boy pondered this for a minute and, again, said, "No."

    The grandpa said, "Then, unfortunately, you need to use your fishing pole today, and you can try the big fishing pole when you're older."

    Finally they had reached the fishing spot, and they sat down and started fishing. The grandpa pulled out a beer, cracked it open, and started drinking. The little boy looked at his grandpa and asked, "Grandpa, can I try some beer?"

    The grandpa said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

    The boy pondered this for a minute and, again, said, "No."

    The grandpa said, "Then you're not old enough to drink, yet, sorry."

    So the little boy went along fishing. Ten minutes later, he opened his lunchbox and pulled out some cookies and started happily munching away. The grandpa looked over and said, "Hey, kiddo, how about letting your grandpa have one of those cookies? They look mighty good!"

    The little boy thought for a second and said, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

    The grandpa beamed proudly and said, "Sure can!"

    The little boy then shouted, "Well, grandpa, then you can go fuck yourself, because these are my cookies!!"
    LMAO!!!
    Originally posted by UserX View Post
    Nice bong.
    What a loser, I smoke weed like the rest of Lake Worth, what a dump.
    Originally posted by jnobles06 View Post
    at least i don't come near my car with spray paint. i can actually afford the other 2 wheels.
    I can too, my black Bogarts, Chrome CCW's and Weld Magnums are all nice pretty colors =] congratufuckinglations.
    Originally posted by Mike View Post
    Am I wrong?
    Yessir
    Don't Mess With Texas.

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    • One thing I will say, atleast Britty is confident enough to show a real pic of herself.
      www.dfwdirtriders.com

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      • Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
        What the fuck is going on?? Am I on Jerry Springer?!?!?
        iv been hear since the start and im still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on!

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        • Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
          One thing I will say, atleast Britty is confident enough to show a real pic of herself.
          Confident or just a dumbass...

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          • Originally posted by RunbabyRun09 View Post
            Confident or just a dumbass...
            Maybe both haha... but better than being a pussy.
            www.dfwdirtriders.com

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            • Originally posted by jnobles06 View Post
              nice deflection! thanks for showing an old ass pic with no make up to try and get people to stop making fun of your girlfriend.
              I have a fiancee son, not some lame ass girlfriend, thanks.
              Don't Mess With Texas.

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              • Originally posted by RunbabyRun09 View Post
                How are they making fun of me, seems like they are making fun of "Britty"
                as soon as you came in it started lol. most of page 6 is about you. lol. the junior trys to post an old ass pic of britt to try and make it stop. lol. it's pathetic that he even still has some.

                he probably looks at them when you aren't around.

                what happened to you bashing his car. did you pussy out?

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                • There are a lot of really bored people in here.

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                  • Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post
                    I have a fiancee that fucks other board members, not some lame ass girlfriend, thanks.
                    fixed
                    www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                    • Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post
                      I have a fiancee son, not some lame ass girlfriend, thanks.
                      oh no! a fiancé! been there done that son. marriage sucks. especially when you get in fights when you "finace" messages other guys and doesn't tell you.
                      Last edited by jnobles06; 09-13-2011, 12:56 PM. Reason: spelling > me

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                      • Why would anyone put a fun house mirror in their house?

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                        • Originally posted by jnobles06 View Post
                          he probably looks at them when you aren't around.

                          what happened to you bashing his car. did you pussy out?
                          LOL I'm glad to see that people couldn't tell we were trolling!

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                          • Originally posted by jnobles06 View Post
                            as soon as you came in it started lol. most of page 6 is about you. lol. the junior trys to post an old ass pic of britt to try and make it stop. lol. it's pathetic that he even still has some.

                            he probably looks at them when you aren't around.

                            hmm, first off I don't have any of her, look all over the web and none of her stuff is private dude
                            what happened to you bashing his car. did you pussy out?
                            It was never going to happen in the first place, more sense than that.
                            Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
                            fixed
                            Originally posted by jnobles06 View Post
                            oh know! a fiancé! been there done that son. marriage sucks. especially when you get in fights when you "finace" messages other guys and doesn't tell you.
                            Hey whatever works, just like how she (yours) has gone behind others backs and cheated haha, have fun with that one. Atleast mine wouldn't do that.
                            Don't Mess With Texas.

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                            • Originally posted by cwo View Post
                              why would anyone put a fun house mirror in their house?
                              lmmfgdao!

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                              • Originally posted by talisman
                                I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                                Originally posted by AdamLX
                                If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                                Because fuck you, that's why
                                Originally posted by 80coupe
                                nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                                Originally posted by Rick Modena
                                ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                                Originally posted by Jester
                                Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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