Grand Prarie, stand up!

[Snatch Napkin]

Quick someone photoshop her gunt out of the picture, Cooter see's that and its game over for FT...

Which one? Or all three?

[bcoop]

I can almost hear it now....

Todd: Irene! I say again, IRENE!!
Krystan: Todd, what are you talking about?
Todd: Shut it all down! Delete everything, destroy all evidence!!
Krystan: Todd, you're starting to worry Duke and I. Please tell me what you mean..
Todd: We've done been found out!! They know who we are, they know where we are, for Christ's sake, they know you love food!
Krystan: Who are they?
Todd: DFWMustangs, the people who taught Anonymous everything they know, but they aren't Anonymous!!
Krystan: Ok, so what does this mean?
Todd: Burn the cow skin rug and get to the rail house!!
Krystan: Todd, I've been meaning to talk to you... I think it's time we be honest....
Todd: In that case, can I have the cow skin rug?

That is going to be one tear and jizz soaked bull scrotum rug...

[Rick Modena]

which one? Or all three?

lmfao!

[Roscoe]

Quick someone photoshop her gunt out of the picture, Cooter see's that and its game over for FT...

He's already PM'd me twice!

[AdamLX]

Hey FT, who has the blue Jeep sitting in the driveway of your house on google maps? I was expecting more from your choo choo statements on here.

[Rick Modena]

Hey FT, who has the blue Jeep sitting in the driveway of your house on google maps?

Holy shit, is Cooter already there?!?!?!?

[racrguy]

Holy fuck this is hilarious!

[talisman]

This is fucking epic. We don't forgive. We don't forget. Expect us.

[Snatch Napkin]

Is there one single pic of FT looking happy to be there? Everyone of them look like someone is jamming a finger in his ass to make his lips move. Poor fucker looks like he could go on a killing spree at any moment. Good thing those trains stay on tracks.

[sc281]

This thread has delivered.

[bluecollar]

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure she can do better.

[bcoop]

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure she can do better.

But she's riding that gravy train....

[bluecollar]

mmmmmmm, gravy.......

[Roscoe]

1 sided brick? Really?

[Snatch Napkin]

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure she can do better.

Yeah, no doubt. Hell, I'd throw her mom some dong. Drop about 45 pounds and Krystan would be that fluffy, crazy bitch that everyone loves to take home from the bar.