Grand Prarie, stand up!

[DON SVO]

Where do you buy a dead cow rug like that?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/a.../1152483_o.gif

He won't answer any of my questions, legit or not, after I demoralized him in the Hostess union thread. Allow me to revel in this accomplishment.

Besides...


I'd much rather have a rug made out of roided-up Argentinian Ferroodles.

[FreightTrain]

Owned by math. Lolz

How old are you? I know you're close to 40. Just trying to get a mental picture of what failure looks like at middle age. It's crazy to think I had more at age 25 than you ever will. Thanks for making my morning chap.

[DON SVO]

How old are you? I know you're close to 40. Just trying to get a mental picture of what failure looks like at middle age. It's crazy to think I had more at age 25 than you ever will. Thanks for making my morning chap.

You also have a lot more stored in the way of insecurities and unaccountability. But that's a whole new topic.

[Roscoe]

How old are you? I know you're close to 40. Just trying to get a mental picture of what failure looks like at middle age. It's crazy to think I had more at age 25 than you ever will. Thanks for making my morning chap.

I think it's crazy to go to work at 3am, but that's just me.... You truly are the big fish in a very, VERY small pond...

[talisman]

How old are you? I know you're close to 40. Just trying to get a mental picture of what failure looks like at middle age. It's crazy to think I had more at age 25 than you ever will. Thanks for making my morning chap.

Shit. I wish I had a massive inferiority complex, an incessant need to talk about my possessions and how much money I make, a 50k truck that I can't stand because the seat squeaks here and there, and a wife so large she has knee problems. I'mma go home and slit my wrists now, you're living the motherfucking dream.

[SS Junk]

He won't answer any of my questions, legit or not, after I demoralized him in the Hostess union thread. Allow me to revel in this accomplishment.

*pats head*
UR SUCH A GOOD BOY. WHO'S THE GOOD BOY! UR THE GOOD BOY! GOOOD BOY! YES U ARE! YES U ARE!

[Roscoe]

Besides, I don't have any stars in my home decor... Sorry.

[downshift_me]

I really must need to redecorate.

[DON SVO]

*pats head*
UR SUCH A GOOD BOY. WHO'S THE GOOD BOY! UR THE GOOD BOY! GOOOD BOY! YES U ARE! YES U ARE!

I'm going to mail you an Argentinian Ferroodle.

[SS Junk]

I googled that and guess what the very first first result was...

[Tyrone Biggums]

I love being poor. I get more done without all that incessant bragging getting in the way!

[VaderTT]

I had a living room once.

[Hmbre97]

That rug really ties the room together

[naynay]

Shanaynay was the prison "sweet."

you trying to suck up to allan and keep from getting beat up again?

lol

[talisman]

I can't stop you, but there are consequences if you do.

Keep on spreading the rumor that I had sex with Kim and it will bite you in the ass. I never did, but if you want to keep going there, there will be consequences.

What do you guys figure Matts shelf life on consequences is any way?

Sidenote: Searching his screen name with "consequences" as a key word brings up some real golden oldies. It might be a good replacement for The Mirror Quote List, but I'm not going to put that much effort into it.