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Originally posted by Mike View PostYou want to beat me up, don't you?
Here's a little play by play of Seb in a normal conversation:
Seb: Hello
Person: Hi
Seb: I'm here to mow your lawn.
Person: Umm, I already have a guy who does that.
Seb: OH! Really?
(Seb feels slightly disrespected)
Seb: If you change your mind, here is my card.
Person: Thank you, but I'm good.
(Seb thinks: "FUCK YOU, YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCK")
(...continues thinking...)
("Fuck this guy, I'm going to hit him!")
Boom: Headshot.
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Originally posted by Mike View PostI guess we could meet around Adrmore. I'm not sure what bars are in that area though.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View PostThat's not how Seb works. Here's a little play by play of Seb in a normal conversation:
Seb: Hello
Person: Hi
Seb: I'm here to mow your lawn.
Person: Umm, I already have a guy who does that.
Seb: OH! Really?
(Seb feels slightly disrespected)
Seb: If you change your mind, here is my card.
Person: Thank you, but I'm good.
(Seb thinks: "FUCK YOU, YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCK")
(...continues thinking...)
("Fuck this guy, I'm going to hit him!")
Boom: Headshot.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Originally posted by SEB View PostI prefer Southern Junction Its super Classy & 4 miles from my place.
You'd be a high roller at the EYC then. If you have all your teeth, you must be loaded.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by mstng86 View PostDude, Mike is in fucking Oklahoma!GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Originally posted by bcoop View PostYou'd be a high roller at the EYC then. If you have all your teeth, you must be loaded.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Originally posted by SEB View PostI actually am getting dentures since most of mine have been knocked out anyways!Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by Mike View PostGoogle.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Originally posted by SEB View PostI prefer Southern Junction Its super Classy & 4 miles from my place.Originally posted by racrguyWhat's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?Originally posted by racrguyVoting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.
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