Someone threatens to "punch you in the fu¢kin face"

[Silverback]

make sure it doesn't have one of those safety collars on it!

"Back up motherfucker or ill spray you!!"

*click*

"Fuck......"

Eric's been watching too many B movies where they make flamethrowers out of gas nozzles with just the help of a period correct Zippo.

[bcoop]

i imagine that is a long list.

God bless.

boosh!

[Nash B.]

Eric's been watching too many B movies where they make flamethrowers out of gas nozzles with just the help of a period correct Zippo.

Point Break is not a B movie!

[Silverback]

Point Break is not a B movie!

Sorry, B- movies

[Forever_frost]

On a side note, I had some little teenage bitch start road raging me the other day. I'll leave out all the details, but she followed me off the hwy and when we get to the light she opens here door and reaches in here glove box. That stupid bitch better be glad she didn't step put of the car I was about to hydroshok that dizzy cunt.

BTW I never shot a woman, is it any different than shooting a man?

Not at all. They drop just as fast and tend to be less likely to continue the fight once you pump a few rounds into them.

Why, have you shot a man?

[John -- '02 HAWK]

in a busy gas station parking lot. ... What would you do?

1. Take the gas nozzle out of the car
2. Pull out lighter
3. Yell "Burn it with fire!"
4. Return to filling up the car

[Rick Modena]

Why, have you shot a man?

I don't remember, ask Silverback...

[Forever_frost]

I don't remember, ask Silverback...

If you have then as I said, no different. Though over here, a jury may not be as sympathetic

[Silverback]

Rick only shot Elvis in the butt with his "love gun".

Not sure if that counts

[Wicked98Snake]

I would come up with a horribly stupid screen name and post about it on a website full of people who don't give a shit.

[LaserSVT]

in a busy gas station parking lot. Do you let them take a swing at you before you defend yourself? Some dumbass just tried this on me. Problem is I conceal carry and try to avoid confrontation, but sometimes you can't. What would you do?

Id sing "Wheel in the Sky" from Journey while running at him swinging two Rock Band guitars around like a windmill and knock him down then teabag his forehead through my leopard skin pants.

[VaderTT]

I'd fart in his dufflebag, n*99A.

[46Tbird]

A to the K?

A to the muthafukkin Z.

[helosailor]

What you need to do is...

[VaderTT]

" Mark ass trick poured mourtons salt all on mah sneakers!!!!"