Girl troubles

[papapepper]

you're 23 with a criminal record that happened when you were 16.......i'm more confused

Huh?

[347Mike]

It looks like you're having board problems now.

Thread backfire. Sorry, no fist bump for you.

[bcoop]

Who seriously complains about sticking their hand in fire, and getting burned?

Is this your first fucking day on this website? Were you born last night? Jesus tap dancing Christ, dude...

Seriously, every single one of your posts reeks of jealousy because you can't bang two bitches at once. That may not be true, that's just EXACTLY how it reads. I never said he didn't hold as much blame as she does.

[davbrucas]

That's what I've been doing! I just thought it would be okay finally to have sex in my OWN bed. I know she has men over for the night so why the fuck couldn't I?


And for what it's worth, when we finished I kicked her out and went in the ex room and beat it up, didn't even wash my dick

I dont know you but you sound like a punk. No wonder you have girl troubles. When you grow up and stop treating women like door mats you will find that your girl problems will be much less. JMO.

[papapepper]

uuummmmmmm.....


This thread gave me the idea you were having girl troubles, not entertaining yourself as a grand puppetmaster.

I'm having a little bit of girl troubles but the back porch is rather slow today so thought i'd liven it up.

You don't file taxes jointly or share bank accounts do you?

Hell no.

[Grape]

Huh?

you said something happened 7 years ago that keeps you from renting or having credit.......that would make you 16

[Stunter Bob]

No pics, No care.

[bcoop]

you said something happened 7 years ago that keeps you from renting or having credit.......that would make you 16

You never got in a fight as a teenager? Bam, assault charge. Kids these days are pussies that never learned to defend themselves. So rather than fight back, they call the cops.

[papapepper]

I dont know you but you sound like a punk. No wonder you have girl troubles. When you grow up and stop treating women like door mats you will find that your girl problems will be much less. JMO.

To each his own. It was fucking 2am with work at 7am and I didn't feel like hopping in the shower. I'm always respectful of women. Read my very first post... It cleary states I've been completely respectful and haven't had a woman at my own house in 2-3 months.

[BP]

Hell no.

Don't, EVER! Common law marriages are legal in Texas.

[CexMashean]

Is this your first fucking day on this website? Were you born last night? Jesus tap dancing Christ, dude...

Seriously, every single one of your posts reeks of jealousy because you can't bang two bitches at once. That may not be true, that's just EXACTLY how it reads. I never said he didn't hold as much blame as she does.

lol, yes, because that was the ONLY time i've ever had two at once. Got'cha. I just made the mistake that time of thinking the psycho on meds would remain stable long enough.

I'm just not nut hugging like the rest of the guys, jumping on his side and calling her crazy, when he's bringing it all to himself.
"She wants he cake and eat it too." Shit, so does he, and he's too ignorant or blind to see it, so he starts bitching about it.

Given the guys age, his assault charge, and his typical standard of post criteria, if she's really a mon-fri business professional who has a banging body, cooks, cleans, and bangs, he's upped his level of retardation by not taking the cake he's presented with, when he might have to settle for a cupcake later when she wises up.

[Unicorn Jeff]

You never got in a fight as a teenager? Bam, assault charge. Kids these days are pussies that never learned to defend themselves. So rather than fight back, they call the cops.

Nope, I'm a virgin fighter.

[papapepper]

you said something happened 7 years ago that keeps you from renting or having credit.......that would make you 16

I was 17 years old when it happened, if I was 16 I wouldn't have even been tried as an adult. So once I'm 24 years old I should be okay to rent.

Most fucked up thing about that being on my record is it was invloved with 4 other friends and I was the only one who didn't do shit yet I took all of the blame...

<---- Yup I'm a dumb ass you live and you learn.

[Grape]

You never got in a fight as a teenager? Bam, assault charge. Kids these days are pussies that never learned to defend themselves. So rather than fight back, they call the cops.

i was too busy porkin fattys

[Silverback]

I think you all are failing to see the intention of this thread...

"Say pimps, look at what a badass I am, i got this bitch paying half my rent and bills and shit, that I still have mad consentual sex with yo, and we ain't even dating no more. I'm also buying all kinds of other mad snatch yo. So on the real, I purchase a hooker at the local truck stop, and bring her back to the crib the other night, and me and the lady of the night are getting as freaky as I can with my little dick and trick knee. Then my tranny "roommate" starts freaking out and shit. She keeps yelling, 'your friend left crabs all over the toilet seat asshole!!!', So I'm like, 'yo bitch I'm busy in hurr, I'll deal with that shit in a second. So like 5 seconds later I nut all over myself, and appologize to my new business associate. I take her back to the gas station and wish her well. I get back home and my "rommmate" is super pissed at me, she won't even talk to me anymore, and she poured out all of my malt liquor. Evidently I'm not a real closer and can't successfully pull off a threesome with a hooker and my tranny roommate. Can any of you give me real DFWMustangs baller suggestions on how to pull this off next time I bring a skeez back to the hizzy?"