Girl troubles

[papapepper]

You wonder why you get picked on? Quit airing out your dirty laundry!

I'm not getting a thing done at work today.

[CexMashean]

Why? She gets hers from time to time and Jeffy's not all pissed off.

Why the double standard?

Stop posting in here. You're too old, and too slow. You're fucking up the rhythm and direction here.

No one gives a fuck about advice anymore.

[papapepper]

You know kirsten from the back nine?

I've never been there just pass by all the time. I work close by.

[talisman]

Why? She gets hers from time to time and Jeffy's not all pissed off.

Why the double standard?

Bill, your senility must be kicking in. This is actually an old thread that no one has posted in for 4 years. Now run along.

[ELVIS]

I got the invite. After work.... I'll be chillin' in your rommate, watching the mavs, all the while drinking your brews.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

nice!!!!

maybe i'll set the desktop backgroup to a picture of stargazers

always the romantic!

Who the fuck are you? Damn, where the fuck are all these newbs coming from? I can't keep up.

he's been here longer than you.

god bless.

[stevo]

Who the fuck are you? Damn, where the fuck are all these newbs coming from? I can't keep up.

Really?

Stevo

[idrivea4banger]

14 pages?!?! I left off at page 4. Is it worth catching up?? Cliffnotes please.

[talisman]

14 pages?!?! I left off at page 4. Is it worth catching up?? Cliffnotes please.

There is some quality stuff happening in here.

[Grimpala]

14 pages?!?! I left off at page 4. Is it worth catching up?? Cliffnotes please.

Read it faggot

[papapepper]

14 pages?!?! I left off at page 4. Is it worth catching up?? Cliffnotes please.

Main reason I'm not getting anything done at work.... If I lose track by at least a page I say fuck it and just don't bother with the thread.

[Skidmark]

Nice dogs

Solid!

[Roscoe]

I don't know whatcha heard about me...

You need a cheeseburger.

[Silverback]

I'll put 10 bucks on Jet

[stevo]

14 pages?!?! I left off at page 4. Is it worth catching up?? Cliffnotes please.

Close, but it's more like this...

Make thread bragging about being a pimp
OP stupidity pointed out in thread
Arguements/hilarity ensues
Board reminds OP that he is in fact mortal
OP states how fucked up it would be if his mortality was tested
Board accepts challenge
OP realizes he's fucked with wrong bull and starts damage control
Board turns on him
OP deletes thread
Board assembles and prays to mod gods
Prayers are answered, and thread is reborn like Jesus on Easter
OP tries to laugh it off
Board decides that OP has not suffered enough
More hilarity ensuses
OP slowly backs out of thread
OP comes home to a pissed off ex/roommate
OP looks for new place to live
Board pats itself on back
OP dies homeless and alone
Board looks to mod gods for their acceptance
Mod Gods reward board with T-shirts stating "DFWMustangs, Ask Jeff Pepper about us!"
Board continues with Jeff Pepper and Jessica Oliva jokes for months
Board forgets about the incident
Years later everyone has a good laugh at Jeff Pepper's expense
Don wears his t-shirt at some sort of GTG and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
We all die

Stevo

[idrivea4banger]

Fuck, ill go back where I left off. See yall on page 25.

Steveo l o fucking l. Still going to go read it all. I need to kill some brain cells.