Girl troubles

[grove rat]

Dude, we werent going to actually send this thread to her. We were just fucking with you.

And WTF is a stargazer?

from a quick google search...


FLOWERS, WTF!!!

[talisman]

No if shes attracted to you go for it.

I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.

You sent lilies because of a thread on the internet where you referred to the receiver of said lilies as "my bitch," and talked about how you fucked her without even wiping your flaccid little member off after pulling it out of some other skeezer? Yeah, I'm sure that will be acceptable as far as apologies go..

[papapepper]

Dude, we werent going to actually send this thread to her. We were just fucking with you.

And WTF is a stargazer?

Regardless it was wrong. Stargazers are a type of lilly. I know this because we dated for a year and it's her favorite flower. lol..... I could be lame for doing this. Glad none of y'alls opinions really matter

[Mike]

Close, but it's more like this...

Make thread bragging about being a pimp
OP stupidity pointed out in thread
Arguements/hilarity ensues
Board reminds OP that he is in fact mortal
OP states how fucked up it would be if his mortality was tested
Board accepts challenge
OP realizes he's fucked with wrong bull and starts damage control
Board turns on him
OP deletes thread
Board assembles and prays to mod gods
Prayers are answered, and thread is reborn like Jesus on Easter
OP tries to laugh it off
Board decides that OP has not suffered enough
More hilarity ensuses
OP slowly backs out of thread
OP comes home to a pissed off ex/roommate
OP looks for new place to live
Board pats itself on back
OP dies homeless and alone
Board looks to mod gods for their acceptance
Mod Gods reward board with T-shirts stating "DFWMustangs, Ask Jeff Pepper about us!"
Board continues with Jeff Pepper and Jessica Oliva jokes for months
Board forgets about the incident
Years later everyone has a good laugh at Jeff Pepper's expense
Don wears his t-shirt at some sort of GTG and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
We all die

lmfao

[SVTNorthTexas]

I don't know about ALL women, but I don't.

I just want my sexual needs and desires taken care of. Do that and all is right with the world

LOL!!!

[mstng86]

Close, but it's more like this...

Make thread bragging about being a pimp
OP stupidity pointed out in thread
Arguements/hilarity ensues
Board reminds OP that he is in fact mortal
OP states how fucked up it would be if his mortality was tested
Board accepts challenge
OP realizes he's fucked with wrong bull and starts damage control
Board turns on him
OP deletes thread
Board assembles and prays to mod gods
Prayers are answered, and thread is reborn like Jesus on Easter
OP tries to laugh it off
Board decides that OP has not suffered enough
More hilarity ensuses
OP slowly backs out of thread
OP comes home to a pissed off ex/roommate
OP looks for new place to live
Board pats itself on back
OP dies homeless and alone
Board looks to mod gods for their acceptance
Mod Gods reward board with T-shirts stating "DFWMustangs, Ask Jeff Pepper about us!"
Board continues with Jeff Pepper and Jessica Oliva jokes for months
Board forgets about the incident
Years later everyone has a good laugh at Jeff Pepper's expense
Don wears his t-shirt at some sort of GTG and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
We all die

Looks like the general playbook of how this goes down. LMAO

[papapepper]

You sent lilies because of a thread on the internet where you referred to the receiver of said lilies as "my bitch," and talked about how you fucked her without even wiping your flaccid little member off after pulling it out of some other skeezer? Yeah, I'm sure that will be acceptable as far as apologies go..

It was more the fact I'd rather her hear about this from me then someone else.

[grove rat]

You're still here?

get your own damn avatar! ...and location!! haha

[ELVIS]

Regardless it was wrong. Stargazers are a type of lilly. I know this because we dated for a year and it's her favorite flower. lol..... I could be lame for doing this. Glad none of y'alls opinions really matter

i think you have been shown quite vigorously exactly how much dfwmustangs.net matters.

god bless.

[talisman]

It was more the fact I'd rather her hear about this from me then someone else.

For gods sake man, the board was bluffing, and you ran with it. Hoooooly Jesus!

[Mike]

get your own damn avatar! ...and location!! haha

Sorry about that...

[Unicorn Jeff]

You sent HER FUCKING FLOWERS? You're fucking SHITTING ON MY GAME DUDE!

[SVTNorthTexas]

get your own damn avatar! ...and location!! haha

The Fuck Bish!!! I have my own avatar and location. You get yours!!

[mstng86]

It was more the fact I'd rather her hear about this from me then someone else.

Who gets home first?

Do you have something to put your stuff in while picking it up from the lawn?

[stevo]

No if shes attracted to you go for it.

I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.

Yeah, calling bullshit.

Close, but it's more like this...

Make thread bragging about being a pimp
OP stupidity pointed out in thread
Arguements/hilarity ensues
Board reminds OP that he is in fact mortal
OP states how fucked up it would be if his mortality was tested
Board accepts challenge
OP realizes he's fucked with wrong bull and starts damage control
Board turns on him
OP deletes thread
Board assembles and prays to mod gods
Prayers are answered, and thread is reborn like Jesus on Easter
OP tries to laugh it off
Board decides that OP has not suffered enough
More hilarity ensuses
OP slowly backs out of thread
OP comes home to a pissed off ex/roommate
OP looks for new place to live
Board pats itself on back
OP dies homeless and alone
Board looks to mod gods for their acceptance
Mod Gods reward board with T-shirts stating "DFWMustangs, Ask Jeff Pepper about us!"
Board continues with Jeff Pepper and Jessica Oliva jokes for months
Board forgets about the incident
Years later everyone has a good laugh at Jeff Pepper's expense
Don wears his t-shirt at some sort of GTG and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
We all die

Damn.

Stevo