Girl troubles

[Randy]

you really are that dense?

rofl.... not at all..... but it makes for a good conversation.....i see the locale ..... i see the chick ..... let me see what i can do... maybe ill have a new place to be staying at with free rent.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Race to the puss, may the best asshole win!

Fixed

And I know aCid will lose that race!

I was just saying I sent her a friend request already. But I guess if you want to race, then...... Lets race.

[VaderTT]

Jealousy is a strange beast that I can't comprehend. I'm so thankful that I can maintain my guy friends because he knows that the sex blows my mind in a manner where I don't look else where for an orgasm.

To recap, if the cawk is great and you treat her like a queen, she won't stray.

Double fist?

I was just saying I sent her a friend request already. But I guess if you want to race, then...... Lets race.

Lets do dis!

[Mike]

What is it? I need to pass out fliers out there.

I'm not giving that info out!



check your pm

[talisman]

Jealousy is a strange beast that I can't comprehend. I'm so thankful that I can maintain my guy friends because he knows that the sex blows my mind in a manner where I don't look else where for an orgasm.

To recap, if the cawk is great and you treat her like a queen, she won't stray.

Jen, darling, try to keep up. We're well beyond the point of constructive adviCe in this thread..

[Mike]

I was just saying I sent her a friend request already. But I guess if you want to race, then...... Lets race.

Did you fail to read the quote I changed?

Cpt. Loose ass

[talisman]

rofl.... not at all..... but it makes for a good conversation.....i see the locale ..... i see the chick ..... let me see what i can do... maybe ill have a new place to be staying at with free rent.

What was your name on the old board again?

[mstng86]

Jealousy is a strange beast that I can't comprehend. I'm so thankful that I can maintain my guy friends because he knows that the sex blows my mind in a manner where I don't look else where for an orgasm.

To recap, if the cawk is great and you treat her like a queen, she won't stray.

I had no problem until you said this. Why do women think they need to be set on a pedestal?

[MutherjuggZ]

I had no problem until you said this. Why do women think they need to be set on a pedestal?

I don't know about ALL women, but I don't.

I just want my sexual needs and desires taken care of. Do that and all is right with the world

[papapepper]

No if shes attracted to you go for it.

I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.

[talisman]

I had no problem until you said this. Why do women think they need to be set on a pedestal?

Don't argue too much. Statues are put on pedestals as well, and they are motionless and silent. Put a warm hole in one and you've got the perfect woman!

[ELVIS]

No if shes attracted to you go for it.

I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.

oh my gay!

god bless.

[Grimpala]

No if shes attracted to you go for it.

I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.

Dude, we werent going to actually send this thread to her. We were just fucking with you.

And WTF is a stargazer?

[Silverback]

Typical thread backfire procession:

Make thread.
OP stupidity pointed out in thread.
Arguments/hilarity ensues.
OP goes into damage control.
More arguments/hilarity.
OP deletes thread.
Thread resurrected.
More arguments/hilarity.
OP attempts to laugh off thread.

Stevo

Close, but it's more like this...

Make thread bragging about being a pimp
OP stupidity pointed out in thread
Arguements/hilarity ensues
Board reminds OP that he is in fact mortal
OP states how fucked up it would be if his mortality was tested
Board accepts challenge
OP realizes he's fucked with wrong bull and starts damage control
Board turns on him
OP deletes thread
Board assembles and prays to mod gods
Prayers are answered, and thread is reborn like Jesus on Easter
OP tries to laugh it off
Board decides that OP has not suffered enough
More hilarity ensuses
OP slowly backs out of thread
OP comes home to a pissed off ex/roommate
OP looks for new place to live
Board pats itself on back
OP dies homeless and alone
Board looks to mod gods for their acceptance
Mod Gods reward board with T-shirts stating "DFWMustangs, Ask Jeff Pepper about us!"
Board continues with Jeff Pepper and Jessica Oliva jokes for months
Board forgets about the incident
Years later everyone has a good laugh at Jeff Pepper's expense
Don wears his t-shirt at some sort of GTG and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
We all die

[SVTNorthTexas]

rofl.... not at all..... but it makes for a good conversation.....i see the locale ..... i see the chick ..... let me see what i can do... maybe ill have a new place to be staying at with free rent.

You're still here?